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 Category:  General Poetry
  Posted: February 25, 2017      Views: 128

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 ABOUT
JAYBIRD1 

Born--1925 in the foothills of Appalachia eastern Ky.Have been writing poetry for
seventy five years.I prefer poetry that rhymes. Sonnets are my favorite form. Give me
a look.Hopefully ,you might like some of them.

He is an accomplished poet and is currently at the #17 spot on this years rankings.

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Adult humor
"That Little Blue Pill" by jaybird1
Some weeks ago my old, old friend
started popping pills of blue,
and in one week of popping them
was feeling de-ja-vu.

And soon he was out chasing gals,
some only half his age.
His wife  in deep frustation fell
into a blinding rage.

He kept on chasing after skirts,
like a man of twenty one.
I never saw a man his age,
engrossed in so much fun.

Then soon I thought of other friends
and wondered if they too,
were chasing skirts  like my old friend
and feeling de-ja-vu.

The moral is you won't become
a frozen, cold Niagara,
if you hurry to your corner drug
and buy some blue Viagra.

2010





 

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all over the world.
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