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 Category:  Biographical Non-Fiction
  Posted: October 10, 2019      Views: 61

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Sasha lives in Mazatlan, Mexico and has no plans to return to the US. Her life in Mazatlan provides an endless supply of subjects for her Smurphy Rambles. My favorite writers are Ernest Hemingway, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Mark Twain, Fan Story's own - more...

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"Mexico is a big bump" by Sasha

The Joy of Moving

Those of you who have read this prologue before can skip it and go straight to the story below the blue asterisks.
This is another Smurphy Ramble.  For those of you who do not know what a Ramble is, here is a not-so-brief description.  A Ramble is just that, a ramble.  Merriam Webster defines ‘ramble’ as talking or writing in a desultory or long-winded wandering fashion, excessively and/or in an incoherently or a meaninglessly and repetitious manner.  Please note, my rambles are often pointless, filled with worn out clichés and long winded sentences that occasionally lead nowhere.  In addition, end of sentence prepositions is no longer considered poor English (Google it, you will learn I am right.)  Also, please note fragmented sentences are necessary in my Rambles, so just deal with it.  Think of us as sitting at an outside café, so no complaints about there not being enough dialogue in this post.  Since I am doing all the talking, it is all dialogue.  Keeping this in mind, shall we begin?  There have been a few comments on my Rambles not having any social commentary – if you want social commentary, I recommend going to CNN Online.  I am using bold print because I cannot see the print without it.

When I think of Mazatlan I think of a big BUMP.  They are everywhere; mostly in residential areas, to keep traffic moving slowly.  I get the purpose, but they are really annoying because if you don't see one, you could kill one of your tires, if not all four.

These bumps have official names, vibradores or topes depending on what they are used for.
Topes are a large lengthy (much like a log in the road) rises in the street that you do no want to drive over at any speed.  Topes are several small baseball size bumps that serve two purposes.  They warn you that you are driving too fast and that there is the possibility of pedestrians crossing in that area.

Forunately I no longer have a car, but I do ride in them occasionally.  In some towns the shocks in cars don't last very  long and need to be replaced often.

If you are not familiar with the area, it is easy to drive over them without warning.  It helps to watch the car in front because they will slow down and let you know what is coming your way.

Vibradores are also on the highways.  They appear when there is bus stop and where pedestrians may need to cross the street to catch a bus.  There are a lot of school buses that let students off in areas out in the country.

When my mother and I drove to Phoenix to visit her friend we were always happy to cross the border and not have to worry about the topes or vibradores in the roads.

Just a side issue but there are very few cross walks in Mazatlan.  Most stop lights don't work either.  This makes crossing the street difficult.

I asm still tryihng to get settled into my new apartment.  Next to big bumps in the road, moving is another  choice you may want to avoid in Mazatlan.


Author Notes
It has been a busy and chaotic week. Moving when you have a ton of junk that should be tossed into the garbage before you move makes it even more insane. I will never, and I do mean NEVER, move again!
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