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Retired Marine; retired high school teacher; married 34 years; father of three; five grandchildren; one rescue granddog.

He is a top ranked author at the #11 position.

He is an accomplished novelist and is currently at the #30 spot on the rankings.

He is an accomplished script writer and is currently at the #3 spot on the rankings.

He is an accomplished poet and is currently at the #44 spot on this years rankings.

He is also an active reviewer and is holding the #12 spot on the top ranked reviewer list.

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Chapter 78 of the book Scenes
one scene script
"Scene at a Vomiting" by Bill Schott



Scene one: Bill Schott, sitting on a stool, facing a drawing on the wall of two eggs holding hands. There' s dim bulb hanging overhead.

Muse of minor talents, help me to become the number one script writer on Fanstory.

The Muse of Minor Talents appears in front of Bill.

Write enough and write often.
Muse of Minor Talents, what should I write about?
Can I bend Shakespeare? Put rabbits in rockets?

Muse of Minor Talents vomits all over Bill's shoulder.

Excuse me.  What ever happened to Pans and Nerd?
Pons and Ned? They're fine. I've actually started a couple of other buddy routines.
Pins and Need are where your bread and butter are.

Pons and Ned. Sure, but Pez and Pallas are a little edgier.

Muse of Minor Talents vomits all over Bill's other shoulder.

Something here is affecting my ability to keep from puking all over you.

I've noticed.



The script continues with Scene at the Mailbox. We will provide a link to it when you review this below.

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