INT. A CLOSET
Scene one: Bill Schott, sitting on a stool, facing a drawing on the wall of two eggs holding hands. There' s dim bulb hanging overhead.
Muse of minor talents, help me to become the number one script writer on Fanstory.
The Muse of Minor Talents appears in front of Bill.
Write enough and write often.
Muse of Minor Talents, what should I write about?
Can I bend Shakespeare? Put rabbits in rockets?
Muse of Minor Talents vomits all over Bill's shoulder.
Excuse me. What ever happened to Pans and Nerd?
Pons and Ned? They're fine. I've actually started a couple of other buddy routines.
Pins and Need are where your bread and butter are.
Pons and Ned. Sure, but Pez and Pallas are a little edgier.
Muse of Minor Talents vomits all over Bill's other shoulder.
Something here is affecting my ability to keep from puking all over you.
END OF SCENE ONE.