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Posted: | December 29, 2020 Views: 6 |
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The first of [ not sure how many ] computer lessons lessons
"Grampa Back In College"
by GE Parson
GRAMPA BACK IN COLLEGE
Yep, you read it right,
Eighty-two year old Grampa
Retuned to college
To get some computer knowledge
"Well Grampa, what have you learned
about computer so far?" Ask Grandson
"Well first of all, when it comes to computors
You have to first of all understand
that computors are a very technical machine.
That's the first thing you have to understand.
"Ok Grampa, I think I understand that point.
So what's the second thing about computers
that needs to be understood? Let me guess.
Uhh the correct spelling of the word, computer?"
"Yeah that and a whole lot more of stuff."
"Well Grampa, what's that funny little object
beside that black thing with all those letters?"
"Oh that little thing is called a mouse,
but don't worry, it's dead and can't bite you."
"Wow, Grampa! that college is really
learning you a lot about computers!
I'm really impressed, I'd like to hang around
some more and hear about other stuff
you have learned, but I need to drift along."
"That's ok, I understand, and I'll know a lot
more about computers, next next lesson
we meet."
This is the first of ??? Grampa's computOr lessons.
He wasn't sure how many lessons he was going to learn.
But before Grandson walked away, Grampa offered him and anyone else interested a real good deal.
For only $39.95 + S&H you can receive the entire ??? lessons
[ he wasn't sure how many he was going to have] but for an additional $3.00 you can get the two day rush order.
But wait! If you make a direct deposit in Grampa's Pay Pal account he will include with your order a real nice hand made
genuine hunk of rock from the newly discovered planet
Jerrioctonallpluto [Pron: Jer . reeoc . tunal . pluto
- by G. E. Parson
Lesson No. two coming soon
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