The Beast With A Massive Head by Mike Stevens

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Category:	Humor Poetry
Posted:	January 26, 2021 Views: 4

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"The Beast With A Massive Head" by Mike Stevens

The Beast With A Massive Head

There existed on cable T. V.
A beast with a massive head

So huge, was a danger to you and me,
Ambien rush, so he avoided bed

Had to Tweet round the clock
While snorkling deep fried to keep

His energy high to service his flock
Breathing was tough; the bullshit was deep

It threatened to swamp us, but that head
Kept spewing new lies to surpass the old

Screamed rapid fire so there was no time to think,
Some sheep wouldn't miss it, those lies he told

But he lived by the lie, died by the lie
Now he's just a toothless tiger roaring,
A curiosity in a zoo, by the by

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