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 Category:  Humor Fiction
  Posted: August 2, 2018      Views: 24

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My name is Susan Weimer. I chose the handle "Insignificant Weed" because I am a Dandelion. The Dandelion is a weed. It is a bright pretty flower that when you have many of them, you actually have a "bouquet." The Dandelion is a prolific re-generator - more...

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Pink Cadillac's adoption story.
"Pink Cadillac" by Insignificant Weed

Meet Pink Cadillac, one of the finest pigs you could ever meet. Pink Cadillac's mother was a Ford; her father was a Chevrolet.

When Cadillac was a teenager, her parents noticed her interest in make-up products. She loved lipstick and would experiment with a variety of colors: pinkly blue, pumpkiny green, rosy brown, limely yellow, and plumly purple. These colors promised to make limp lips electrifying. She started experimenting with Dragon's Breath Red, and found that you could make your lips smoke!

Soon Mary Kay drove to Pink Cadillac's house in her pink Cadillac, a calling card for her company. After some furious negotiations, Pink Cadillac agreed to become the leading artistic director over the production of lipstick in the Mary Kay Enterprise. Eventually, she was offered a seat on the board.

She excelled in her work and men and women eagerly sought her autograph. She signs all of her lipstick cases with a flourish:
Pink Cadillac.

Would you like to adopt Pink Cadillac? Boost your esteem with this lovable "pink" Cadillac.

Author Notes
Pink Cadillac is hand-sewn by the author and is up for adoption. This is her story. During the sewing process, the author bonds with the animal, gives it a name, and comes up with a rescue story. Itty Bitty Animals: Stories from the Rehabilitation Center is a self-published work with the stories of goats, cows, rabbits, and horses. It is available on
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