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 Category:  Song Lyrics Poetry
  Posted: April 1, 2020      Views: 26

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DR DIP 

writes under the pen name Dip

"Terrible, insipid and snide poems. Rhymes are okay, but are mostly forgettable shrugs of language that work for a time and then are easily forgotten." Also not helped by the curious picture you have selected fo - more...

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A naughty love song
"Knowing that the hand" by DR DIP
KNOWING THAT THE HAND IS BIGGER THAN THE GLOVE
 
Saw you over there
just standin' on your own
Lookin' so sweet, on your mobile phone
Knew right away, I was fallin' in love
Guess ya sorta knew, what I was thinkin' of
 
You were so hot, in tight blue jeans
I was so besot, the girl of my dreams
I knew I was big and I'd need a shove
Knowing that the hand is bigger than the glove
 
CHORUS:
 
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Is bigger than the glove
 
Took me a while, to come over to you
Feelin' rather shy on what might ensue
But you took me by the hand
as I looked into your eyes
You just took command
No need to compromise
 
You had me in a grip
That felt real good
You had me by the tip
of my big manhood
I started smiling
You knew the reason above
Knowing that my gland
Was too big for your love
 
CHORUS:
 
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Is bigger than the glove
 
We made love through the day
Made love through the night
and try as I may
you were just way too tight
 Tried every spot
Tried every position
Made love a real lot
Well that's what I was wishin'
 
Even when I pleaded
For help from up above
I always knew the hand
Was bigger than the glove
 
CHORUS:
 
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Knowing that the hand
Is bigger than the glove
 
KNOWING THAT THE HAND
IS BIGGER THAN THE GLOVE!!
 
 
naughty dip

 

Author Notes
I was watching DARYL'S HOUSE with guest Billy Gibbons about half hour ago..(these are the sort of things you do when house bound) lol

The last song they did was called 'knowing that the hand is quicker than the eye'

This is my adaptation of the title and my own lyrics a bit naughty but all in fun

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