- Ode to Melaniaby djeckert
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Honoring a statueless, statuesque beauty-
Ode to Melania by djeckert


The most beautiful, grace filled, well spoken (in five languages), classy, and intelligent first lady (sans a penis) since Jackie O. (or, perhaps ever.)

If only you had the swamp-press' death-stench filled, "D" branded around your lovely neck, they'd be building statues to you.

Author Notes
But I'm sure that, like all Christians deep in the battle, she and her lesser half take heart in what Jesus conveyed to us, when He said, " When they hate you, keep in mind that they hated ME first."


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