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Old Man Pottery by pharp
Witty Epitaph writing prompt entry

Tom Pottery
April 1, 1996
Here lies old Tom Pottery
He died after winning the lottery
The ticket couldn't be found
So his wife dug up the ground
It was just a plain mockery
Note: Buried in Mega Million, California


Writing Prompt
Write a short, humorous epitaph for the tombstone of an imaginary person.

Author Notes
Thanks Google images for the use of the artwork.


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