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Katharine Folkes
 
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holy cow. that is the craziest thing I've read in a long time - since yesterday. You shoulda won that contest - imagination gone wild. well, second place is not too shabby - except that....
crazy-wild, Mr. mark. and really funny.
I wrote a woo, too, but it was a story in verse, so the CEC disallowed it.
anyway, this piece is really something. Can't imagine how you can top it.
But - am positive that you will.
pome lover


 Comment Written 05-Apr-2019



reply by the author on 06-Apr-2019
    Thanks - you're right, 2nd place is not too shabby, unless there are only two entries then it's deeply humiliating and shameful - I shall crawl into my hole now.

    btw - I liked your entry and am sorry it was DQ'd - it WAS a story after all.
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This is SOOOOO funny, so entertaining, so creative, and so skillfully written. Well, well done :) Loved how you used the FanStory site within your story. Your character was hysterical. This is a great contest entry :)


 Comment Written 03-Apr-2019



reply by the author on 04-Apr-2019
    Thanks so much for the six - so glad you found it funny.
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diamondbogle
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This was pretty good. I really liked it. It was catchy and kinda funny but yet not. Very well done. I think it's going to do well in the contest. Very well done.


 Comment Written 02-Apr-2019



reply by the author on 03-Apr-2019
    Thanks for taking the time to read this one and for the kind review.
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Monica L. Moraca
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WOW! This is a great story! Hysterical! Of course, condolences regarding Cheryl.
A definite winner, in my eyes! Good luck with the contest and most of all, good luck finding the 'perfect' woman - wooing us can be a challenge to say the least! :)
All the best!
Monica


 Comment Written 19-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 20-Mar-2019
    Thanks so much for the six - I was never very good at the whole wooing thing. If I ever find myself single again, I think I'll just enjoy the peace and quiet and leave dating to others.
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Sally Law
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So, so fun! I am glad I do not have to look for my matey online. Here's a good one. A true story. A divorced good friend of mine moved in with her best friend after her divorce. They had been lifelong friends. The friend was getting a bit antsy about having another relation and joined a dating website...a real popular one. (I will withhold the name for national security reasons.) Anyway, she met this dreamboat guy on line and described him to my friend. A date had been prearranged and ready to go. My friend happened upon the picture and profile on the account and saw it was her ex-husband. The profile was a complete lie of who he really was. It is creepy to think a person could make a new identity on these websites.my sage advice: Meet a nice girl at church or the supermarket. A real person. She is she has 50 cans of cat food in her cart.
All my best,
Sal :+)


 Comment Written 06-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 07-Mar-2019
    I love my wife, but If I were ever to find myself single again, I think I would enjoy the peace and quiet for a while and not be in a rush to date (though I'll keep the supermarket in mind if I ever change my mind). Thanks for the review.
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Ulla
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Hahahahaha, I love it, you have me in stitches. The idiot is way out of his depth. Not that I could write a sonnet if my life depended on it. But, that's beside the point. I loved it. Good luck in the contest. It's really funny!! Ulla:))


 Comment Written 02-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 04-Mar-2019
    Thanks, Ulla - for some reason I find it easy to write about guys who are no goof at attracting women - go figure.
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Rachelle Allen
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O. M. G. I'm going to be late to my first lesson because of you, but that is a trade-off I'm willing to make...though I'll have to lie to my piano parents because I don't think they will take too kindly to the excuse "Well, um, you see, I was reading a very naughty and suggestive FS contest entry..." Absolutely hilarious...as always. If this doesn't win, then the Russians have obviously rigged yet another election.


 Comment Written 02-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 02-Mar-2019
    Thanks, Rachelle - in my real life, I have a team of people chipping away at my self-esteem, so your reviews are particularly welcome.

reply by Rachelle Allen on 02-Mar-2019
    Nooo. How is that possible when you're this level of hilarious?! Just read them something you've written, and voila! They'll love you all over again. If that doesn't work, then arrange an end for them like Cheryl had. You've got to be practical in this world.
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Dying with laughter over here. Hilarious.

'I've already got a member, thank you, I'm looking for someone to share it with' - *snigger*

And then, just when I'm spent from the sextets, when I couldn't possibly take another line, could you produce one final flourishing couplet to finish the sonnet? Do you think you can do that? - Saucy minx.


Very clever, very funny, and I think it'll be hard to beat.


 Comment Written 02-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 02-Mar-2019
    Thanks so much for the sixer and the kind words!
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Shirley McLain
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Now that was a wild ride. I can definitely see you know how to not woo a woman. Very cute and I didn't see a thing wrong in the mechanics of your writing. I wish you luck in the contest. Shirley


 Comment Written 01-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 02-Mar-2019
    Yes, I am quite the expert at not knowing how to woo women.
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susand3022
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OMG!!! Author you absolutely SLAY ME!!! I had to stop several times just to laugh! This is just so totally funny! I actually went into the members and looked everyone up... just to see you know! lol I loved the way that you summarized everyone... it was just so funny... and the way this began, and the way it ended... the entire thing was totally hysterical! When this is over, you have to tell me who you are so I can Fan you... if I haven't already!


 Comment Written 01-Mar-2019



reply by the author on 01-Mar-2019
    Thanks so much for the six! So glad you got a laugh out of this.
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