Oh, you are... are you? Write a humorous free verse or free style poem about YOU, as though you are talking to yourself! Recommended (but not required) that you start every stanza (except your last stanza) with "You are..." . You may start your last stanza with whatever you choose. Your poem can be of any length and genre.
This is an interesting Tanka entered as a 5-7-5.
Your point and footnotes make a good point. I have wondered about the fact that the judges are anonymous. Any other contests I've seen tell who the judges are and list their credentials.
I don't think you can really expect them to give you some cash. This is a three line poem with a set syllabic count. Anyway I can see from the last line of your note that you realise that. Four stars because it is good-humoured at least.
Comment Written 10-Jan-2020
reply by the author on 10-Jan-2020
Thanks Panty. Tell all your friends to read my write anyways. Lol.