The Morning Of The Girth
by djsaxon
Oh this is precious! I love the relativity to apes, or should I say, gorillas in the mist, but belly is as belly does, a growing juggernaut AND THEN you go on to say 90 pounds to go and you get to see your dick. There...I actually typed it how it appears in your poem, no * or ____ nope, I bravely sweared out loud on this rather family site in order to quote you verbatim.
So many words rhyme with it, too, like
Nick
Sick
Pick
Mick
Brick
Stick
Lick
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
Prick
But I digress. You clinched it with that last line. I have to say, the whole poem is funny, but that ending line makes it hysterical. And historical.
This poem goes in the pool room!
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Comment Written by Gypsymooncat on 07-Nov-2020
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reply by the author on 07-Nov-2020
Hey Gyp :-) Your reviews are always funnier than my stupid poems, and always appreciated. Just be thankful that I chose not to write about a skinny "runt". Don't wanna go anywhere near those rhyming options. Time to open the bar. DJ xx
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reply by Gypsymooncat on 07-Nov-2020
Haha, why don't you? Use of asterisks will add some flavour to it lol!
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