The Morning Of The Girth
Oh this is precious! I love the relativity to apes, or should I say, gorillas in the mist, but belly is as belly does, a growing juggernaut AND THEN you go on to say 90 pounds to go and you get to see your dick. There...I actually typed it how it appears in your poem, no * or ____ nope, I bravely sweared out loud on this rather family site in order to quote you verbatim.
So many words rhyme with it, too, like
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
But I digress. You clinched it with that last line. I have to say, the whole poem is funny, but that ending line makes it hysterical. And historical.
This poem goes in the pool room!
Comment Written by Gypsymooncat on 07-Nov-2020