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jmkmcmullen
Location: Milford DE
Gender: Male
Born: 09-04-1975
Member: Standard
Joined: January 2007
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jmkmcmullen, in a nutshell, would probably die of a heart attack. He would hyperventilate, trying desperately to scream as he kicked and punched at the walls of the shell. Eventually, he would go fetal and cry, bloody-knuckled and defeated, until he blacked out. Being highly claustrophobic, he would probably be driven mad by the whole experience. This is why jmkmcmullen makes it a point to avoid unshelled nuts; he knows the best way to prevent an accident is to stay away from situations that would lead to said accident.

Disclaimer : this is in no way a diatribe decrying the exulted nut. jmkmullen likes nuts of all varieties: peanuts (he knows, it's not officially a nut, but he doesn't want to leave anybody out), pine nuts, pecans, almonds, cashews, hazelnuts, macadamia nuts... Walnuts he can't stand but, other than that, he's pretty open on the issue. He just chooses to let others do the shelling for him; let them take the risk. So, please, no hate mail on how much you love nuts and how much of an ass**** he is for bashing the magnificent nut.

Addendum : jmkmcmullen understands there are going to be nut purists out there that insist nuts are better freshly shelled. He understands and wholeheartedly agrees. He just hopes you take into consideration that fear can lead a man to do strange things.
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