Norbanus is the leader of the Anus Clan. He has consumed his Biblically allocated three score and ten.
He is a hero brought forth upon this planet sometime before the big bang. He has witnessed the birth of planets, the drowning of the earth, the spreading of the seas, the Renaissance, you name it he has been there. His knowledge is so vast that, recalling all these past lives, he has become nothing less than the hero for all mankind. Women swoon over him and Men envy him. Children vie him a force to be reckoned with and his little dog sniff him.
He has known hardships throughout life's adventure and has mastered the fruitful arts of existing from the bounty of the land and savoring the tantalizing passions of cooking animals which have baked in the hot desert sun for weeks, giving them the taste and aroma of prime rib with cocktail sauce.
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