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Shadow Pahn
Location: Ottawa
Gender: Male
Born: 08-09-81
Interests: Taekwon-do, Writing, Being Awesome.
Member: Standard
Joined: January 1900
I joined this site in the very very beginning when i was a teenager living in The Netherlands. I am now in my 30s and living in Canada.

I am here again to learn more about technical writing. Although i have plenty of story ideas, it is important to get a good grasp on the technical aspect of writing as well.

I am currently putting serious effort into producing a novel, just for the sake of doing the work. Although i hope it will reach somewhat of an audience, the experience of plotting it out is rewarding in itself.

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Shadow Pahn: Here's a video of a small part of my Black Belt test (Breaking)

April 29, 2013 at 3:15PM
    seren james: how do you view it? Can't open it.
    April 29, 2013 at 7:27PM
    Shadow Pahn: You might have to copy paste it!
    April 30, 2013 at 8:25AM

Shadow Pahn: After watching Prometheus i am now convinced anyone can write a movie. What a horrible, horrible movie.
April 18, 2013 at 10:27AM
    Celtic~Soul: I've heard that from others. Can't disguise crap with fancy special effects. On a related note, I actually sat and watched part of War of the Worlds the other night, even as I tried to ignore that Tom Cruise was in it. Since I like the original film I thought I'd try out the new. Well, it sucked. I finally had to turn it off because it was just one disaster after another as this family tries to flee. How is that a plot? The original had scientists and people fighting back and made sense in it's old fashioned way. The new one's just crap with special effects and escalating BS. Where have all the plots and subplots gone? Hollywood doesn't need them, they have CGI!
    April 18, 2013 at 11:50AM
    Shadow Pahn: I didn't enjoy that movie either. I understand the 3-act crisis method to keep the viewer in suspense, but at some point you need to tell a story as well. I also have a problem when some characters (mostly children) have invincible plot-armor.
    April 18, 2013 at 12:04PM

Shadow Pahn: BOOM: I am now a Permanent Resident in Canada

April 15, 2013 at 10:16AM
    donaldww: Congratulations!
    April 15, 2013 at 10:36AM
    Celtic~Soul: They have gorillas, land sharks, and giant gorilla- and shark-eating dust bunnies in Canada? I never knew. ;-)
    April 15, 2013 at 10:37AM
    Shadow Pahn: Only since i got here Celtic!
    Thanks Donald!
    April 15, 2013 at 10:49AM
    Twilightspire: Holy crap. That is a terrifying thought! Ummm...the gorillas and sharks, not you being in Canada...I swear...(whistle and walk away)
    April 15, 2013 at 1:05PM
    Joy Graham: Congratulations and welcome :)
    April 15, 2013 at 1:11PM
    Shadow Pahn: Hahah, thanks guys!

    The question about the Gorilla VS Shark would be: "What is scarier? A land Shark or a Sea Gorilla?"
    April 15, 2013 at 2:12PM
    Cumbrianlass: Congrats and bien venue. It's a great country.
    April 15, 2013 at 2:56PM

Shadow Pahn: Could it be over?
Is the Immigration nightmare finally done???

"A Decision has been made regarding our application for Permanent Residency"

Damn you Immigration office and your riddles!
April 15, 2013 at 9:26AM

Shadow Pahn: As seen in downtown Ottawa.

April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM
    Celtic~Soul: A sure sign society's going to h311 in a bandhasket.
    April 12, 2013 at 2:23PM
    William Walz: I thought they spoke english in Ottawa.
    April 12, 2013 at 2:36PM
    Bellydanser: Anyone ever seen the DVD cover for the sequel "28 Weeks" which followed "28 Days?" The tagline at the top reads, "When days turns to weeks!" Someone got paid to write that. :p
    April 12, 2013 at 3:59PM
    Shadow Pahn: haha, this coming from BellyDanSer :P

    April 15, 2013 at 9:27AM

Shadow Pahn: Added almost 3500 words to "The Auditors" this week after a 2 week drought. Thanks Muse!
April 4, 2013 at 1:54PM
    K.W.: Excellent!
    April 4, 2013 at 11:13PM

Shadow Pahn: Once again, Immigration Canada is providing me with an unhealthy dose of stress and anxiety. I can't wait for the nightmare to be over.
April 2, 2013 at 1:03PM

Shadow Pahn: Finally got another chapter out. It was a bit of a blocker, as it functions to setup a new plot thread, so i'm glad it's out of the way!
April 1, 2013 at 3:37PM

Shadow Pahn: It`s official, i can`t write for shit when i`m sick. It`s too quiet in the house!
March 13, 2013 at 1:56PM

Shadow Pahn: Bleh, i am sick at home and just reviewed all bonus reviews out there.... Now what? This laptop freezes up every 10 minutes so i dare not to write!
March 13, 2013 at 10:33AM
    Celtic~Soul: Umm, try pen and paper?
    March 13, 2013 at 11:46AM
    Shadow Pahn: Ha, i would, if i could drag myself to my office.
    March 13, 2013 at 12:02PM

Shadow Pahn: I've been super busy the last few weeks and haven't made a single penny reviewing any of your work peoples. I am sorry!
March 8, 2013 at 3:33PM

Shadow Pahn: Been gone for a while, but working on chapter 12 of The Auditors today!
March 8, 2013 at 10:11AM

Shadow Pahn: Jennifer Lawrence is now my favorite celebrity.
February 26, 2013 at 8:14AM
    redrider6612: She is funny and quirky. I recommend her movie "Winter's Bone"--excellent!
    February 26, 2013 at 11:30AM
    Shadow Pahn: I've only seen her in Hunger Games. I think i might enjoy her off camera antics more then her acting skills.
    February 26, 2013 at 11:37AM

Shadow Pahn: So, last night i dreamt about laundry detergent. However, every bottle came with a miniature, living black bear. Of course, the mini-bear and i became best buddies and i took him to a party, where i promptly got assaulted by a not so miniature black bear. I kicked that bear's ass.
February 22, 2013 at 6:24AM
    Anisa-: Glad to know I'm not the only one who has ridiculous dreams :-D
    February 22, 2013 at 10:25AM
    K.W.: Thanks for the chuckle. Wish my dreams were that entertaining:)
    February 22, 2013 at 11:59AM
    Shadow Pahn: I should add that the big bear was owned by that tall lady from Golden Girls and she was cuddling with it like an overgrown cat.
    February 22, 2013 at 12:12PM

Shadow Pahn: WOW! Ubisoft just announced a game that has the same idea about Smart Net like my story of The Auditors
February 20, 2013 at 7:47PM

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