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DARRYL ASHTON: I am very proud to confirm...The Queen of England really is a very remarkable lady.
January 5, 2014 at 12:28PM

DARRYL ASHTON: Just for the record: I am also a published poet. And I do stand-up comedy. And the Queen is certainly a very remarkable lady. It really was an honour to meet her.
December 20, 2013 at 3:37PM

DARRYL ASHTON: Tomorrow is the day I travel to London, I've been invited to Buckingham Palace to meet the Queen of England. Her majesty wants to meet the comedy poet who who won a world wide Elvis Presley poem competition! I also sent the Queen a selection of my poems - and she was so surprised. They loved my poem, Christmas Crackers - which I have just posted here. I will be reading this for the Queen - and her guests. Her majesty also bought my book!!!! Now how many budding poets can get an invite to see - and read for royalty???? Especially, the Queen of England!!!! I meet the Queen on the Tuesday. What an honour!!!! Thank you all. And, God Bless You All.
December 15, 2013 at 3:55PM
    Debra White: Wow!! Congratulations!!
    Have a great time on tuesday and tell her I said "Hi!"
    December 15, 2013 at 4:32PM

DARRYL ASHTON: WOW! WOW! and WOW again! I have just received a phone call from the U.S. White House. They've asked me if I'll write them a poem about their U.S. budget crises? I'm only too please to oblige them. Now how many poets on here can say that???? The White House asking me to write them a poem???? WOW!!!!!!
October 3, 2013 at 2:03PM

January 14, 2013 at 2:21PM

DARRYL ASHTON: Surely there must be some Barack Obama fans out there?!
November 7, 2012 at 11:34AM
    adewpearl: If you're taking a count, I'm one!!
    November 7, 2012 at 11:34AM
    DARRYL ASHTON: Thank you to Adepearl, and to Shelley Kaye. I'm a fan too!
    November 7, 2012 at 11:43AM
    mrsmajor: yep, you have another fan here also.
    November 7, 2012 at 12:39PM
    DIS-illusioned: That makes four of you, so I'm number 5,6,7,8,9 and 10! Me and all my alter-egos--and their alter-egos--are HUGE Obama fans!
    The first snowstorm is hitting us here in New York City, but I'm as chipper and warm as a new baby's bottom!
    Join me in making snow angels and a fun snowball fight--woohoo!
    November 7, 2012 at 5:37PM
    ravenblack: Add me into the mix. I think he's a great president. It's nice to have a pres. with brains.
    October 3, 2013 at 2:26PM

DARRYL ASHTON: The two trophy's on the left are what I won when I received first prize in a world wide poem competition about Elvis Presley. They were presented to me by Graceland. Hope you like them. I do feel very honoured. I'm the only poet in the world to achieve such an honour! It sure puts any Fanstory Trophy in the shade!
August 9, 2012 at 2:42PM
    Joy Graham: Wow, congratulations! I must have a look at these trophies :) On my way to your profile page...
    August 9, 2012 at 4:04PM
    Joy Graham: Those are mighty fine trophies to be proud of! Such an honor to be able to comment on the profile page of such a great poet. Don't be cruel, hope you can still hang out with simple FanStory folks like me.
    August 9, 2012 at 4:08PM
    FanStory: Congratulations. But "FanStory trophy in the shade." I don't think so! :) - Tom
    August 9, 2012 at 5:17PM
    Grammies: "I'm all shook up. Uh huh huh huh yeah yeaaaaya." You rock!
    August 9, 2012 at 8:09PM
    DARRYL ASHTON: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Compared to my Elvis Presley Trophies - the Fanstory Trophies are meaningless! Yes, indeed, "I'm All Shook Up" with such an Honour from Elvis Presley's Graceland! And I didn't have to "pay" any fee for it either! Just write two poems and my very satirical Interview With Elvis! All of my prize winning Elvis poems - and my Interview with Elvis are all in my new book! Thank you all. PS. I'd just like to say thank you to both Joy Graham and Grammies, for theor lovely comments. And even a reply from "Sir" Tom - from Fanstory!
    August 10, 2012 at 3:38AM


I am travelling to Graceland next Monday to actually read my 'prize-winning' Elvis Presley poems which (WON) me first prize in a poetry competition celebrating the life of Elvis Presley.

I'm actually reading my poems to an invited audience which is being filmed for U.S. TV! Now to me - that really is one "BIG HONOUR"!

I also won a fabulous Bronze statue of Elvis Presley and a Trophy. But my biggest surprise was when I received the "INVITE" to actually go to Graceland! And at their expense!

It is part of a world-wide event to commemorate the 35th anniversary of his death. This has never been done before - especially by someone from the UK!

However, when I informed my local newspaper - of this incredible achievement they just didn't want to know! Shame on them! However, I did receive a letter from the Queen - who actually "CONGRATULATED" me!

I will be taking copies of my new book - which is highlighted on my wall.

Wish me luck, folks!

PS. My prize-winning Elvis poems - and my very satirical Interview with Elvis - are all featured in my book. My World Of Poems. Please do visit my website for a tour

Thank You All So Very Much.

Best Wishes to you all - and, of course, the late, Sir Elvis Presley!


Darryl Ashton.
August 2, 2012 at 4:48AM
    Grammies: How absolutely awesome for you! My sincere congrats and best wishes. Have a good time.
    August 2, 2012 at 9:14AM
    Joy Graham: Congratulations! That sounds fantastic :)
    August 2, 2012 at 9:21AM
    Sarkems: Well done and have fun!
    August 2, 2012 at 1:34PM
    Lady & Louis: Congrats! Have a great time. :)
    August 2, 2012 at 3:53PM
    purrfect tale: Congratulations! Let us know the name of the TV show, when it will air and on which network.
    August 2, 2012 at 5:56PM
    DIS-illusioned: Elvis's fans still wanna know what building he just left.
    Congrats and have fun! :)
    August 2, 2012 at 9:21PM

DARRYL ASHTON: A Robotic Lie Detector.

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps Son)
Son: OK, I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy Story. (Robot slaps son again)
Son: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (Robot slaps Dad)
Mom: HaHa! After all, he's your son. (Robot slaps Mom)

August 1, 2012 at 10:53AM
    Grammies: Ha ha ha ha ha! Slap! What was that for?
    August 1, 2012 at 11:09AM
    DARRYL ASHTON: Ha ha ha ha! I just wonder! Good to hear from you Grammies.
    August 1, 2012 at 2:07PM

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