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muezza56
http://www.fanstory.com/muezza56
Location: east sussex was North Walesuk
Gender: Female
Born: 1956
Member: Standard
Joined: January 2013
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oct 2017, i was male when i first joined, but my brain gender is female, this is being delayed to be physical, as i had a near fatal heart attack 11 weeks ago with cardiogenic shock, 4 stents put in and awaiting another op for estimated 2 more stents. but doing all that surgeon suggested, so fingers, legs, and eyes all crossed!i love comedy although ironically perhaps, most of what i write is of life experiences either personally experienced or seen
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i think,therefor, i am
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muezza56: as my current membership is coming to an end (I wont be renewing just yet) I'd like to thank 99% of those that have given me a review and helpful guidance on my work. since I joined I have submitted 51 poems/writings and received 901 reviews (I like doing stats!) as follows: 1x1*-1x2*-9x3*-37x4*-818x5*-35x6*.
unfortunately for me, I do sweat the 'small stuff', which is daft, but it's my Achilles Heel (should wear more comfortable shoes!) anyway, thanks. all the best and peace and love, Jem x
September 13, 2015 at 1:46PM
    Taffspride: I am sorry to see you going, hopefully you will return to us soon.
    Iechyd da

    September 13, 2015 at 1:49PM
    I am Cat: Did you actually go through every single one of those and count them? Or is there a stat page somewhere to get those stats?

    In any case...we'll be sorry to see you go... *waves*.... come back soon! ;)
    September 13, 2015 at 2:55PM

muezza56: adieu fanstory, I returned to escape my current low in my life, but unfortunately, it hasn't helped, so have cancelled subs for now. take care all, love and peace Jem
September 10, 2015 at 6:49AM
    I am Cat: (((((Take care!))))) <3
    September 10, 2015 at 2:00PM
    robyn corum: sorry! hugs -
    September 10, 2015 at 3:47PM

muezza56: example of trollisms that are allowed
Comment from korpchop

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I do not understand this poem. I do not recognize the purpose of the title, nor how the lines relate to it. Can 3 lines really be a poem?
this was an entry into a Lune poetry comp. "Absinthe Minded" it received 87 reviews (thank you to the other 86! = 2x6 + 84x5) but the aforementioned x1 gave it just 1. ive been to their page today, and still there is just a blank 2 years later. this is quite obviously a troll, and we all get them, and when they are as obvious as this one, then surely they should be removed, as they have no relevance to this site. my gripe is now done (hooray!) all the best, Jem
September 5, 2015 at 1:39PM
    nor84: The name you give isn't listed when you try to find it doing a search on the site. If you have a problem, send a message to the site administrator.
    September 5, 2015 at 2:25PM
    michaelcahill: It isn't an active member, just a great example of someone that didn't post anything but had a HUGE opinion to throw around. If you type the name in search you can fine him.
    September 5, 2015 at 3:51PM
    nor84: OK, I found the name. Standard member, not a paying one. You can send a note to the site administrator and request the review be removed. My advice would be to block standard members every time you post something. Some are good reviewers, some are like this one. Read the advanced options when you post and there's a place to block nonwriters.
    September 5, 2015 at 5:01PM
    muezza56: thank you so much nor84 and michaelcahill for your help. it's scary stuff, I can't comprehend the mentality of why anyone would even bother doing this. Ive been told I think too much, it's true,. but that's just the way I am. ce la vie. I did respond at the time,to the review in question, but was advised to stick to procedure
    September 5, 2015 at 8:03PM
    michaelcahill: I can give all the wise advice in the world, but to be honest, I go nuts when I get a review like that too. :) It's just the worst. Believe me, we all understand!
    September 5, 2015 at 11:03PM

muezza56: I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in my tutu, put a giant horn on my head, lather sparkles all over myself and prance around the kitchen pretending I'm a magical unicorn
September 2, 2015 at 5:07PM
    I am Cat: Hey! That tutu was supposed to be taken to the dry cleaners and mailed BACK to Mikey a month ago! Wasn't it Mikey? *stares* >:(

    lol
    September 2, 2015 at 6:56PM
    michaelcahill: I'm used to lathering the sparkles and leaving it at that....
    September 2, 2015 at 7:58PM
    watergirl: Do unicorns wear tutus?
    September 2, 2015 at 9:37PM
    michaelcahill: If they have ANY sense of modesty or decorum they do. But some of them are all about parading that horn around!
    September 2, 2015 at 10:13PM
    I am Cat: *gasp* Say it isn't so! *blush*
    September 2, 2015 at 10:28PM
    watergirl: expression is everything. the human condition speaks to the soul of another.
    fun, philosify, communication, scream, help, art, paint, print, talk, stooping to someone on the street, here's coffee you look cold, hey, sister, brother.........it's all the same.....
    September 3, 2015 at 2:43AM
    Michaelk: Sounds like you could do your own reality show. :)
    September 3, 2015 at 10:48AM
    muezza56: this is all tutu much, a horny unicorn, whatever next? and these sparkles really itch....I wonder what I did with my fairy costume and magic wand, yours kerfuffled and boggled
    September 3, 2015 at 4:40PM

muezza56:
What's In a Name?

I am soon
Or so it's been said
To change my name
From Sandra to Fred


There's little reason
Nor is there much rhyme
It's simply to be done
Just to pass time

And maybe in a while
If I again get bored
I may change from a lady
And thence be a lord!

Rite Whabbit!
September 1, 2015 at 6:53AM
    I am Cat: It's sweeping the nation. ;)
    Let me know how you like it... i've always wanted a penis.

    just saying. lol
    September 1, 2015 at 3:33PM
    michaelcahill: Very impressive restraint here, gentleman. Bravo!
    September 1, 2015 at 6:34PM
    muezza56: hi, I am cat, you can have mine, no previous owners, as such, not sure whether to post my poem "From Accidental Lothario, To Incidental Lesbian!, a bit mind boggling, but we only live once, or more if there be parallel universes etc,,,,
    September 2, 2015 at 5:19PM

muezza56: SMART BRA
When at leisure
These strange and curious phenomenai
Can be seen
Doing the Times Crossword!
January 30, 2014 at 7:51AM

muezza56: Apparently, Cadbury's (British chocolateers), have created an oriental chocolate bar, think it might be Chinese Wispars!
August 23, 2013 at 6:43PM
    Sally Carter: Haha and groan, lol
    August 24, 2013 at 4:26AM
    muezza56: here here, sally!
    August 27, 2013 at 6:40PM
    muezza56: happy new year to all on fanstory
    December 31, 2013 at 4:28PM

muezza56: my favourite love poem, is Lord Byrons "She Walks In Beauty" anyone else like this?
August 23, 2013 at 6:36PM

muezza56: i like playing chess with bald men in the park, although i find it very difficult to find 32 of them at a time!
May 3, 2013 at 4:19AM

muezza56: will be back full time after 2nd april, just waiting connections for new home.
March 31, 2013 at 1:21PM

muezza56: The Ides of March are soon upon us. Boxing hares, or boxing gloves?
February 26, 2013 at 9:16AM

muezza56: if music be the food of love, i want a beetroot sandwich
February 14, 2013 at 4:06PM
    Taffspride: Not sure why. But a pickled beetroot sarnie withs lots of vinegar sounds like a real treat just now. Yum.
    February 14, 2013 at 4:34PM
    Lovinia: Yum .... just add pineapple with mine. :))
    February 16, 2013 at 5:56PM
    strandregs: If you like comedy you should nibble at my portfolio. I know a football pitch called Bloomfield in tel aviv , what a coincidence.Z.
    February 21, 2013 at 9:40PM

muezza56: about me: i'm English/British, born in Hornsey,North London.left school and home, when i was 15(circa 1972)having been to 14 schools, the 1st two in Netherlands(Holland)also one boarding school(for sporting allrounders, it was called 'Shooting Butts'+ one grammar school. 25 yrs later i returned to education first to college, then to uni-englit/history-joint honours, better late than never!
February 9, 2013 at 4:29PM
    Lovinia: Well done! Welcome to FS! Hugs Lovi xoxo
    February 16, 2013 at 5:43PM

muezza56: i'm kerfuffled and confused, i thought the most important part of writing was the creativity of the writer, rather than the grammatical rules,which although valid to a point,surely one shouldn't lose direction of what the writer is actually writing about.said he losing direction!
February 9, 2013 at 4:14PM
    adewpearl: Even though I teach the SPAG class, I completely agree that the creative component of your writing is more important. The technical side is what supports the creative side, and that is why people comment on it also in their reviews. If someone is trying to tell you spag is MORE important than creativity, they don't know what they're talking out.
    February 9, 2013 at 4:27PM

 
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