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Location: Canada
Gender: Male
Born: January 8, 1990
Interests: Devourings, Quenching the blood-thirsty rage building inside, Yoga
Member: Standard
Joined: July 2013
I am the Elchupakabra, feared demon creature of lore here to feast on the blood of the innocent, and share some of my lovely writings. My name is actually Jack Lucenay, I am 24 years old and live in Ontario, Canada. I am bilingual, fluent in French and in English. I'm also a proud papa to a beautiful daughter named Zephyr Lily. Check out my NFL fantasy football articles on and Follow me on Twitter @JackLucenay.
Live every day as if it were your last, and sooner or later, you'll be right. - Norm Crosby
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elchupakabra: I will be taking a medical leave from wriying for a few weeks. I fractured my right pinky and now only have the use of my left hand since I have a cast on my right. I should be back in action in a few weeks. Sorry to all my fans and peers :)
June 7, 2014 at 2:19PM
    adewpearl: That sucks! I hope you're not in pain :-) Come back soon and healed.
    June 7, 2014 at 2:31PM
    Ridley Williams: Hey Jack, sorry to hear about that. Hope your feeling better soon, bud, later...
    June 29, 2014 at 5:15PM
    Selina Stambi: Hope you're healing well, Jack. Get well soon.
    July 9, 2014 at 7:02PM
    Spitfire: What a shame you're not left handed like me.
    July 10, 2014 at 2:32PM

elchupakabra: Does anyone else have experience applying for a Seal of Quality. I applied for mine more than 6+ months ago and still have no idea when the board will make a decision. I've tried contacting Tom but unfortunately he does not have the details or an exact timeframe, so I'm turning to my fellow Fanstorians who may have already gone through this process to see what advice you might have for me :)
June 7, 2014 at 6:36AM
    shelley kaye: i've applied for a few because they give better than EXCELLENT reviews! sometimes it does take awhile to hear back. one of my books took about 5-6 months. it's worth the wait though :-)

    June 7, 2014 at 9:56AM

elchupakabra: I will finally be getting my internet back after all this time away! 4-5 business days and Elchupakabra will be back better than ever :)
March 23, 2014 at 1:53PM
    elchupakabra: It took a bit longer than I expected, but I'm back :)
    April 5, 2014 at 8:30AM
    Rosalyne: Welcome back!:)
    April 15, 2014 at 2:58PM

elchupakabra: Wow! Still no internet but spending the night at a friend`s I am finally able to check on my FS account and I have over 80 messages! Should get internet back at the start of the month hopefully, I can`t wait to be back on site more often.
February 15, 2014 at 7:08PM
    pipersfancy: Your voice is missed!
    February 15, 2014 at 9:19PM

elchupakabra: Fellow Fanstorians, I am moving into a new place this month, and may be without internet in my home for a month! Fortunately, there is a Tim Horton's right next to where I live, so I will be buying lots of coffees to get reviews in when I can :) Later daze everyone!
January 28, 2014 at 8:03AM
    xotic flotsam: Tim ensures fairness in the world and buzzed confidence to face moving's challenges. Tommy ensures the certainty of enduring cool music. Ontario ensures I'll be back to hang in Owen Sound. Thanks for BB tips. Great photo. Congrats. Slainte, x.
    January 29, 2014 at 1:07AM
    Selina Stambi: New home, New Year, new beginnings ...
    February 1, 2014 at 10:29PM

elchupakabra: I finally finished loading my screenplay today! I put a book balloon on the project if you would like to check it out. Check out this classic single that I used for critical scenes of the script, Crimson and Clover by Tommy James and the Shondells. Going all the way back to 1968, this single release album was meant as a change in direction for the band. Reminisce and enjoy folks.
October 5, 2013 at 10:58AM

elchupakabra: Finally finished Breaking Bad once and for all today. I won't give any spoilers away, but I have to say, it's truly an incredible show.
October 3, 2013 at 11:29AM
    Dean Kuch: Yeah, I'm really going to miss my weekly visits with Walt, Jessie, Hank and Skyler. It was an amazing series, one of the best!
    October 5, 2013 at 2:15PM
    elchupakabra: It's so hard to just declare a best drama with so many fantastic shows out like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, etc. There are others I've heard great things about too like Boardwalk Empire that I haven't seen yet. Gotta' love how great t.v. is nowadays. House of Lies is another great show too starring Don Cheadle. I just finished the first season on Netflix.
    October 7, 2013 at 8:53PM
    elchupakabra: Update on this topic of discussion; holy shnikes, Sons of Anarchy. Again, mums the word, but I'm just going to sit tight and see what Walking Dead has in store because I don't think anything's going to top SOA's season finale. WTF, right!?
    December 20, 2013 at 12:35AM
    xotic flotsam: I have not found BB season 5.5 here. I can't see the last season until I have all 16 from season 5. It's back to The Vikings for me.
    January 9, 2014 at 8:48PM
    elchupakabra: Sry for the late response, X, but if you happen to come back and see this, I use either, or, or which leads back to putlocker, but also leads to filenuke and sockshare which are also good streaming sites. Good luck, buddy :)
    January 28, 2014 at 8:01AM

FanStory wrote to elchupakabra: Congratulations on your second place finish in the Reviewing Competition.
September 21, 2013 at 3:08PM
    elchupakabra: I'd like to thank everybody who voted for me in the reviewing contest, it is greatly appreciated. Your enthusiasm and support is what keeps me reviewing. I know lately I've been a little distracted thanks to the NFL season, but I will continue to do my best to power review when I can. Thanks again to all, and especially to FanStory!
    September 21, 2013 at 2:57PM
    Sagnik Das: Congratulations, dear J! Your reviews are 'second' to none! Accept my wholehearted ovations.
    September 22, 2013 at 12:43PM
    Selina Stambi: Congratulaions,elch - very well done!
    September 22, 2013 at 3:30PM

elchupakabra: After years of resistance, I have finally caved and started a Twitter account. Follow me @JackLucenay for all the same sorts of tidbits I post here on my profile. For fantasy football advice, you can also check out my blog,
September 16, 2013 at 2:33PM

I love this show.
September 15, 2013 at 9:18PM

In a word; awesome.
September 14, 2013 at 8:34PM

elchupakabra: Something I read today...

I showed my masterpiece to the grown-ups, and asked them whether the drawing frightened them.
They answered me: "Why should any one be frightened by a hat?"
My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant. Then, I drew the inside of the boa constrictor, so that the grown-ups could see it clearly. They always need to have things explained.

From Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince) by Antoine de St Exupéry
September 12, 2013 at 12:34PM

elchupakabra: Days like these I try to remember; suffering builds character.
September 9, 2013 at 11:28AM
    Debra White: Thanks for the reminder!
    September 10, 2013 at 2:49AM

elchupakabra: I was listening to this song and all I could think was; absolutely.

August 26, 2013 at 8:52AM
    DIS-illusioned: Yo, wooorrrd! Dat wuz som reel shiznik!
    August 26, 2013 at 12:08PM

elchupakabra: Fanstorians; something else has taken over my life besides Fantasy Football. I just got my new P3 controller to replace my broken one! It will be a challenge to make room for my power reviewing...
August 23, 2013 at 5:07PM

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