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damommy
Location: Sherwood, Arkansas
Gender: Female
Born: September 23, 1943
Member: Eternal Premier Author
Joined: December 2015
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November 2018



"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing)
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damommy: Don?t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring.
Spend 30 seconds in my head, that?ll freak you right out.
November 11, 2019 at 2:05PM
    EveLovell: hahaahah love it, damommy, and as for my brain, ditto, lol
    November 11, 2019 at 4:57PM

damommy: Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere that makes your heart race and changes you forever . . . we call these people cops.
November 5, 2019 at 12:53PM
    WryWriter: Or heroes.
    November 5, 2019 at 4:17PM

damommy: I asked my son if he'd seen my newspaper. He told me that newspapers are old school. He said people use tablets and iPads today, and handed me his iPad. That fly didn't stand a chance.

October 31, 2019 at 1:37PM
    Pantygynt: Nor did the iPad I imagine!
    October 31, 2019 at 2:50PM
    damommy: Right! lol
    October 31, 2019 at 6:58PM

damommy: Check out scholarship for Pantygynt's poetry class!!! Go to the 'Clubs' tab under 'Social' tab.
October 28, 2019 at 9:23PM

damommy: I had a really bad day yesterday.

First, my ex got run over by a bus.

Then, I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
October 27, 2019 at 4:36PM
    CD Richards: LOL pinching it for sure.
    October 27, 2019 at 9:48PM
    damommy: Thanks for reading this. I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
    October 28, 2019 at 6:40PM

damommy: Last night, I dreamed I was walking on the beach. I guess that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
October 17, 2019 at 12:54PM
    WryWriter: Tooo funnyyy!!
    October 18, 2019 at 2:25AM
    alf collier: Oh wow, hope that was sand between your toes!!
    October 21, 2019 at 6:05PM

damommy: We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner
October 9, 2019 at 7:22PM
    jlsavell: So cute, you will love those little critters. I have a few.
    October 10, 2019 at 11:03AM
    Diana L Crawford: hahaha! so that's the answer! LOL!
    October 11, 2019 at 4:08PM

damommy: A bowl of rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
September 28, 2019 at 12:09AM
    Jannypan (Jan) : Well, those 2,000 little sticks need something to hold them together like 2,000 chocolate chip cookies. You know 1 to 1 correlation.
    September 28, 2019 at 1:51AM
    damommy: hahahaha
    September 28, 2019 at 12:31PM
    JLR: I have resubmitted the free verse with revisions JLR (Jim)
    September 29, 2019 at 9:54AM

damommy: I just talked with our good friend Douglas Paul. He's determined to be up and about soon. His attitude is an inspiration! Let's pray that he will.
September 26, 2019 at 2:43PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : My prayers are with him! Thank you for the update.
    September 26, 2019 at 2:51PM

damommy: They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
September 21, 2019 at 2:57PM
    WryWriter: LOL! LOL!
    September 21, 2019 at 8:25PM
    Adri7enne: I would have predeceased you by several years.
    September 23, 2019 at 10:10PM
    alf collier: hahahaha love that!!!
    October 1, 2019 at 2:11AM

damommy: Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.
September 19, 2019 at 4:08PM
    mrsmajor: ha ha that's good one!
    September 19, 2019 at 4:44PM
    damommy: Thanks, Mrs.Major.
    September 19, 2019 at 7:04PM

damommy: The police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes!
September 16, 2019 at 1:27PM
    Sarkems: Ha ha ha ha
    September 16, 2019 at 1:40PM

damommy: 10 FUN FACTS

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your
tongue out.
4. You just tried No. 3.
6. When you did No. 3, you realized it's possible, only
you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun, too!

September 14, 2019 at 12:47AM
    phill doran: ho, ho! that is brilliant... (i just watch somebody else do it, exactly as written. pffft, people...)
    September 14, 2019 at 5:55AM
    Jannypan (Jan) : These are hilarious. Thanks for the fun!
    September 14, 2019 at 9:22AM
    Gloria ....: How did you know?! I did try number 3. LOL
    September 14, 2019 at 12:21PM
    damommy: Don't feel bad. I tried it, too. lol
    September 14, 2019 at 2:09PM
    Ideasaregems-Dawn: Hahaha. Gotcha. I couldn't try #3--I wouldn't chance it with this cold.(*grin*)
    September 14, 2019 at 3:03PM
    sandramitchell: LOL!!! I did everything that it said I would! And so did my husband! That had me howling with laughter!
    September 16, 2019 at 2:20PM

damommy: A Police Officer came to my house and asked where I'd been between 5 and 6. He seemed a bit irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten."
September 12, 2019 at 1:58PM
    lyenochka: Lol! Thanks for the giggles, Yvonne!
    September 12, 2019 at 2:05PM
    Pam (respa): Ha, Ha. This appeals to my sense of humor!!😊
    September 12, 2019 at 2:58PM

damommy: I'm bored. I think I'll go to mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.
September 8, 2019 at 7:04PM
    Gloria ....: Haaaa, that would definitely cause some fun when parking is premium. :)
    September 8, 2019 at 7:48PM
    WryWriter: Oh...you do have a cruel streak. LOL! LOL!
    September 8, 2019 at 8:10PM

 
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