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November 2018
"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
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damommy:
You know where the general keeps his armies?
Up his sleevies.
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 April 6, 2020 at 3:27PM
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mrsmajor:
Under the shoulder pads in his jacket....
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April 6, 2020 at 6:51PM
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damommy:
I'm officially old. I just spent ten minutes chasing an eye floater with a fly swatter.
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April 5, 2020 at 1:46PM
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| sandramitchell: LOL! Yvonne, you are so funny! It took me a moment to 'get' it, but then I howled with laughter! :))
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April 7, 2020 at 4:59AM
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| LIJ Red: My eye doc said "The critters were always there, you just couldn't see 'em for the cataracts."
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April 7, 2020 at 10:50AM
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damommy:
My cleaning lady just called and told me she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.
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April 2, 2020 at 2:05PM
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| mrsmajor: Well, with those instructions I'd do the job myself and fire her...forever...
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April 2, 2020 at 2:16PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Thanks for the laugh1 She sounds like MollyMade her living and has no more giving.
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April 2, 2020 at 2:27PM
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damommy:
I see people around my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance!
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March 31, 2020 at 1:44PM
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| mrsmajor: Ha ha, I'm lucky to be able to stand up, and even try!...
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March 31, 2020 at 1:55PM
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| RJN: at a loss for words....lol
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March 31, 2020 at 4:11PM
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| Gypsymooncat: I also view that as a major achievement. The undies that is lol! Love your profile thoughts!
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April 1, 2020 at 11:51PM
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| DR DIP: I like doing the Mr Bean trick lol
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April 2, 2020 at 1:12AM
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damommy:
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and gloves were enough. They lied! Everyone else had clothes on!
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March 30, 2020 at 2:21PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Quick, grab a roll of paper towels to cover . . . oh well, nice thought . . .
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March 30, 2020 at 2:31PM
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| juliaSjames: Love your wit! Humour is the best antidote for stress.
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March 30, 2020 at 2:35PM
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| Jen Vasquez: That was a good one... I imagined the whole thing... I
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March 31, 2020 at 1:39AM
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| mrsmajor: Thanks, humor certainly has a place in our lives, especially now, that was a good one.
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March 31, 2020 at 12:39PM
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| damommy: I'm so glad you all enjoyed this.
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March 31, 2020 at 1:41PM
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damommy:
8:00 p.m. is now the official time to remove your day pajamas and put on your night pajamas.
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March 29, 2020 at 3:02PM
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| Tootie:
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March 29, 2020 at 3:15PM
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| Jen Vasquez: Yessss.... You are absolutely right!! Pajamas for the day... A pair for the afternoon/evening and then put on my favorite ones for bed time
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March 31, 2020 at 1:41AM
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damommy:
During this quarantine, my thoughts go out for all those poor married men who've spent months telling the wife, "I'll do that when I have time."
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March 25, 2020 at 2:11PM
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| sandramitchell: LOL!! You should see the list I've given my husband! He has nowhere to hide, lol.
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March 25, 2020 at 2:47PM
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DR DIP: dont forget the line by the wives 'not tonight honey I don't have the time or the inclination" could be a lot of trade offs i'd say haha
My list is over a foolscap long but the surf has been good lately lol
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March 25, 2020 at 9:56PM
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damommy:
Please forgive me if I don't get any reviewing done for a few days. I injured my left hand yesterday and typing is very difficult using one hand.
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March 12, 2020 at 5:27PM
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mrsmajor: Take Care, I hope all goes well for you...
Blessings...Victoria
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March 13, 2020 at 12:41AM
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| lyenochka: Totally understand, Yvonne! Please take care of your hand! ♥
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March 14, 2020 at 3:49PM
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| lyenochka: Totally understand, Yvonne! Please take care of your hand! ♥
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March 14, 2020 at 3:49PM
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damommy:
I shot a turkey yesterday. It scared the heck out of the other customers at the meat counter.
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March 9, 2020 at 1:34PM
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| DR DIP: I went fishing and got a lot of bites lol
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March 12, 2020 at 1:10AM
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damommy:
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Okay, FINE. It was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
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February 29, 2020 at 7:20PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : I'm on a seafood diet--see food and eat!
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February 29, 2020 at 9:50PM
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damommy:
When I start to sing, my family goes out and does some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
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February 25, 2020 at 12:29PM
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| mrsmajor: Why do they do that, Yvonne, are you an Opera singer? lol
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February 25, 2020 at 3:47PM
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| damommy: Hardly! lol.
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February 25, 2020 at 6:33PM
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| Gypsymooncat: When I start to sing, my partner takes the dog for a walk...
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February 27, 2020 at 4:09PM
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| Gypsymooncat: When I start to sing, my partner takes the dog for a walk...
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February 27, 2020 at 4:09PM
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| Gypsymooncat: When I start to sing, my partner takes the dog for a walk...
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February 27, 2020 at 4:10PM
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| Gypsymooncat: Sorry that got posted three times!
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February 28, 2020 at 10:18PM
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damommy:
Q: How do you make antifreeze?
A: You steal her pajamas.
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February 20, 2020 at 11:25PM
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| Gypsymooncat: Lol, that's a good one!
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February 21, 2020 at 4:20PM
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| Ideasaregems-Dawn: Put her outside without a coat-- in winter-- then douse her with water. :) LOL.
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February 22, 2020 at 2:30PM
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| DR DIP: Don't put her near a radiator
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February 24, 2020 at 8:49AM
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damommy:
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked.
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February 15, 2020 at 11:43PM
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DR DIP: hehe you're funny Yvonne
Suppose I should be careful what I wish for around here.
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February 16, 2020 at 3:11AM
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| Gypsymooncat: Hahahaha, even though I got along with my ex-mother in law most of the time, sometimes I wished for a working wishing well! This made me laugh out loud!
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February 17, 2020 at 6:45PM
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| sandramitchell: LOL, Yvonne you curl my up laughing, you are so funny!! LOL xxx
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February 20, 2020 at 5:25PM
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damommy:
The daffodils have buds and I expect snow any day. It always happens that way, what I call the Daffodil and Snow Tire Festival. lol.
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February 12, 2020 at 5:41PM
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| EveLovell: hahaha ? you are funny. I read this the other day but didn't get it. Today, the penny has dropped, lol. Have a good day, Eve.
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February 14, 2020 at 9:15PM
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damommy:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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February 8, 2020 at 2:45PM
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| DR DIP: hehe too funny
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February 8, 2020 at 7:23PM
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| Gypsymooncat: Haha, that's gold!
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February 9, 2020 at 10:59PM
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| sandramitchell: You are hilarious, Yvonne!!! LOL!
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February 10, 2020 at 1:37PM
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