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Location: Sherwood, Arkansas
Gender: Female
Born: September 23, 1943
Member: Eternal Premier Author
Joined: December 2015

November 2018

"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing)
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Sandra Barlow
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If you haven't bought kiwisteve's book, "Forty-Four Fabulous Funnies (and fourteen more for free)," you certainly need to. It's funny, entertaining, and just what one needs to lift their spirits.

October 19, 2021 at 3:59PM


How do you mend a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

October 19, 2021 at 1:13PM


Happy Friday! Here's to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.

October 8, 2021 at 1:07PM
    Demetria Blouin: "Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street
    Then getting hIt by an airplane." Unknown author
    October 9, 2021 at 8:34AM
    Ideasaregems-Dawn: LOL. Happy Monday. (Thanksgiving here, in Canada.)
    October 11, 2021 at 12:13PM
    Sandra Barlow: Ha ha ha. At my age and I'm one year older than you, I'm ready for second childhood.
    October 14, 2021 at 7:27PM


I wouldn't exactly say I'm lazy, but it's a good thing that breathing is a reflex.

October 4, 2021 at 12:28PM
    AJ McCall: Haha...
    October 5, 2021 at 9:38PM


My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

October 3, 2021 at 10:22PM
    sandramitchell: 😂🤣😄😂 You are so funny!!!
    October 4, 2021 at 11:09AM
    Aussie: Send them out to play in the traffic!
    October 9, 2021 at 2:12AM


My wife told me she'll slam my head into the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried -- I think she's jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf

October 2, 2021 at 7:41PM
    Trask : Haaaa this makes me laugh
    October 3, 2021 at 8:20PM


How fast does a zebra need to run before it looks grey?

October 2, 2021 at 11:38AM
    AJ McCall:, not sure.
    October 2, 2021 at 12:08PM


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

September 29, 2021 at 4:41PM
    nor84: Interesting question. Assassin is a 'profession.' Therefore, if someone hires an assassin or hitman to murder their spouse, I'd say that spouse has been 'assassinated' regardless of position or title.
    September 29, 2021 at 7:51PM


Autocorrect walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "What can I get you?"

Autocorrect says, "I'll have a bear. A bare. Bier. Briar. Never mind."

September 27, 2021 at 5:52PM
    AJ McCall: HA!
    September 28, 2021 at 1:17PM
    Gloria ....: Yay for auto cart!
    September 28, 2021 at 11:56PM
    karenina: Autocorrect...doesn't bither me a bot!?😊
    September 29, 2021 at 1:00AM

damommy: Thank you all who sent me birthday wishes. My heart is so full, and I feel so blessed to have so many wonderful friends here on FanStory. You've all made it a very special day for me.
September 23, 2021 at 11:30AM
    l.raven: Hi Yvonne, Have a very Happy Birthday...have a lot of fun...and a lot of Lay's potato you...Linda xxoo
    September 23, 2021 at 3:05PM
    AJ McCall: Happy birthday!
    September 23, 2021 at 6:28PM
    Irish Rain: Happiest of birthdays to you!! Yay!!!
    September 23, 2021 at 8:34PM


Nowadays, weekends are just me watching Netflix and asking my cat, "Hey, did you see that?"

September 22, 2021 at 1:01PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YVONNE!
    Jan & Abby 😊

    September 22, 2021 at 11:09PM
    damommy: That is one of the best birthday cards ever! I love it. Thank you so much. I will play it again tomorrow. It's so precious, watching those little guys "sing."
    September 22, 2021 at 11:19PM
    Ben Colder : HAPPY Birthday!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She made it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    My blessings to you, Arkie!
    September 23, 2021 at 8:36AM
    aryr: Happy Birthday, Yvonne. Lots of love from Alie and Tabitha. 🌼🌻😺😺😻🎂✨
    September 23, 2021 at 10:48AM
    damommy: Thank you all so much for the lovely birthday wishes. It has made me so happy to have you for friends.
    September 24, 2021 at 11:27PM


How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra?

September 18, 2021 at 9:42PM
    AJ McCall:
    September 19, 2021 at 10:49AM


The serving size for pizza is "until you hate yourself."

September 16, 2021 at 1:03PM
    AJ McCall:
    September 16, 2021 at 2:01PM
    Midi O: hahaha.....LOLOLLLLLOLLLL
    September 17, 2021 at 2:33PM


Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

September 14, 2021 at 2:47PM
    AJ McCall: LOL. I'm not sure...:)
    September 17, 2021 at 12:54PM


Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation.

September 9, 2021 at 4:56PM
    AJ McCall: They do, don't they?
    September 13, 2021 at 11:27AM

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