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Location: Sherwood, Arkansas
Gender: Female
Born: September 23, 1943
Member: Eternal Premier Author
Joined: December 2015

November 2018

"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing)
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2020 - the year your trash bin goes out more than you.

July 11, 2020 at 2:17PM

No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
-Terry Pratchett

July 10, 2020 at 12:42PM


I'm so bored with all this isolation. I went outside and knocked on my own door, then came back in and said who is it?

July 8, 2020 at 7:53PM
    mrsmajor: That's funny, I know what you mean, I've taken to talking to myself, out loud!..even my dog looked around to see who was there!
    July 8, 2020 at 9:44PM
    CD Richards: I wish people would stop complaining about how this virus drives them crazy. By the way - I discovered an interesting fact. The potato vine growing on our fence has 37, 519 leaves on it.
    July 8, 2020 at 11:34PM
    damommy: You're both so funny. 8-)
    July 9, 2020 at 4:29AM


A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. -Jean de la Fontaine

July 7, 2020 at 8:09PM
    strandregs: Must have been a treacherous fountain
    July 7, 2020 at 8:33PM


Cats are smarter than dogs. You'd never get eight cats to pull a sled.

July 6, 2020 at 10:32PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : True, and cats will get humans to pull THEM in a wagon.
    July 6, 2020 at 11:53PM
    strandregs: It's because they are snow flakes
    You'll never ever see a cat running for fun.
    Except in the Lion King
    July 7, 2020 at 8:37PM
    damommy: Oh, yes, they run for fun. Mine regularly play tag.
    July 8, 2020 at 8:19PM

On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, "Any suggestions for painting dogs?"

Another responded, "Wait till they're asleep."

July 6, 2020 at 2:23PM

My mind is like my internet browser
19 tabs open
3 of the are frozen
and I have no idea where the music is coming from

July 2, 2020 at 11:48AM
    strandregs: It's from the sirens...
    July 3, 2020 at 5:24PM
    damommy: It's the music! The music! It's driving me crazy! Bwahahaha.
    July 4, 2020 at 6:41PM


Every family has one weird relative

If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.

June 30, 2020 at 12:44PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : And the one thinking for sure it is someone else is the weird one!
    June 30, 2020 at 1:17PM
    I think in my family, it's me! hahahaha

    June 30, 2020 at 1:29PM
    Gloria ....: My family is completely opposite to that. There are nearly 134 complete weirdos.
    July 1, 2020 at 1:16AM
    damommy: Bless your heart. At least in my family, there's just the one. lol
    July 1, 2020 at 3:48AM

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.

June 29, 2020 at 12:19PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : I can hear it now!
    2 trucks will fall in love with each other.
    June 29, 2020 at 12:57PM
    mrsmajor: Here's a song...

    Truck on down, truck on down and find me!

    How's that Yvonne!

    June 29, 2020 at 1:54PM
    damommy: I think there's a hit song there! lol
    June 29, 2020 at 7:23PM


A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The screwdriver squeals, "You have a drink named Philip??"

June 28, 2020 at 2:11PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : This is great! Thanks for the laugh.
    June 28, 2020 at 5:59PM
    CD Richards: A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender announces, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper responds, "What, Kevin?"
    June 28, 2020 at 7:44PM
    DR DIP: A trump supporter walks into a bar......
    The bartender announces.."hey we have a nation after you"....the trump supporter responds.....What ? Michael?
    June 29, 2020 at 5:07PM


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

June 27, 2020 at 1:20PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : Yes! Those that don't add it to fruit salads may move to the head of the class. Those that do--in the corner!
    June 27, 2020 at 2:03PM
    It's in the corner for me, Jan, I didn't realize a tomato was a fruit for a long time...Let's just say, wisdom was a little late showing it's face lol...but Now I know!

    I just finished making a salad to go with my dinner.

    That was a good on Yvonne!

    Take Care and Stay Safe!

    June 27, 2020 at 4:48PM
    damommy: Thanks, Jan and Mrs. M. I wonder what would happen if we did put it in a fruit salad? If you do, let me know. lol

    June 27, 2020 at 5:48PM
    strandregs: Knowledge is also not eating the skin and seeds.
    Or are they pips?
    Lectins !!!
    June 27, 2020 at 6:47PM
    damommy: How you eat a tomato without eating the skin and seeds? It would be naked! lol
    June 27, 2020 at 7:36PM
    Ogden: If that's what knowledge is, I was smart even before I started making my own sandwiches.
    June 27, 2020 at 8:20PM


The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.

June 13, 2020 at 6:27PM


Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.

June 11, 2020 at 7:21PM
    AJ McCall: The hidden humor...
    June 11, 2020 at 7:24PM
    sandramitchell: LOL!! Yvonne, you are so funny!! :))
    June 13, 2020 at 4:41AM

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.

- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

June 10, 2020 at 7:42PM

My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."

Now, I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Wonder Woman.

June 9, 2020 at 11:51AM
    AJ McCall: Haha! Funny!
    June 9, 2020 at 12:49PM
    Jannypan (Jan) : Well, the boss could dress like Superman and the committee could dress as Batman, Robin, and . . .
    June 9, 2020 at 11:41PM

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