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November 2018
"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing) |
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damommy:
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries.
- Winnie the Pooh by A. A. Milne
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 April 16, 2021 at 1:13PM
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damommy:
I haven't tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I'm pretty sure I'd hate yoga.
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April 16, 2021 at 3:31AM
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damommy:
No one has ever been in an empty room.
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April 14, 2021 at 11:46PM
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FanStory wrote to damommy:
Life Before the Mast finished first in the contest "FUN! FUN! FUN!"
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April 12, 2021 at 1:10PM
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| sandramitchell: YAY!!! You won and so deserved my dear SATP!!! Huge congratulations!! 🥰😘 xxx
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April 12, 2021 at 1:27PM
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| damommy: Thank you so much! I was truly surprised.
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April 12, 2021 at 2:00PM
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| damommy: Thank you!
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April 12, 2021 at 2:56PM
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| Irish Rain: Congratulations!!
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April 15, 2021 at 12:44AM
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damommy:
My driving test went surprisingly well yesterday. I got 7 out of 12. The other 5 managed to run to safety.
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April 10, 2021 at 1:57PM
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damommy:
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming. I've just finished the whole house and realized the vacuum wasn't even plugged in.
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April 7, 2021 at 9:20PM
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Jannypan (Jan) : 
Thanks, Yvonne, for the heads up and the laugh!
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April 7, 2021 at 9:40PM
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| Gloria ....: Ha, don't you hate when that happens?
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April 10, 2021 at 4:48AM
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damommy:
My friend was going through her wardrobe and said, "Look at this. It still fits me after 25 years."
I said, "It's a scarf."
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April 6, 2021 at 12:01PM
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| AJ McCall: Smh... you come up with the best jokes!
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April 7, 2021 at 4:16PM
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damommy:
If every person on Earth blinked at the same time, nobody would ever find out.
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April 1, 2021 at 6:08PM
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Jannypan (Jan) : Haha!
Thanks for the laugh, Yvonne.
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April 2, 2021 at 1:36PM
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| k watson: But they would all be out. Ever played the 'killer' wink game?
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April 5, 2021 at 7:06PM
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damommy:
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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March 30, 2021 at 5:46PM
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| CD Richards: Then the family fights over who gets what of your stuff start.
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March 30, 2021 at 5:49PM
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| CD Richards: Truth is, no matter how many time you get scared half to death, it could never kill you (Zeno's paradox).
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March 30, 2021 at 5:57PM
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| damommy: Are you sure? lol.
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March 30, 2021 at 7:57PM
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CD Richards: Pretty sure. It's like this old chestnut:
A snail wants to visit a friend who lives 200 metres away. The first day, he manages to travel 100 metres. The second days, he is quite tired from the previous day's effort, so he can only travel 50 yards. The third day, he has even less energy, and can manage only 25 metres. How many days will it take him to get to his friend's place?
Same idea :)
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March 30, 2021 at 11:05PM
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| k watson: It is four times as scary.
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April 5, 2021 at 7:05PM
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damommy:
The word "queue" is just a "Q" followed by four silent letters.
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March 29, 2021 at 8:09PM
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| TommyWrites: Annnnnd these are the kind of thoughts that keep me up at night. XD
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March 30, 2021 at 12:07PM
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| k watson: Tell that to the people in Qatar.
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April 5, 2021 at 7:07PM
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damommy:
It's actually awesome how my body can take a hamburger and fries and turn it into more of my body.
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March 28, 2021 at 1:31PM
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| mrsmajor: You got that right, Yvonne, but the more the merrier doesn't seem to be working for me...That was a good one....ha ha ha
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March 31, 2021 at 2:41PM
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| mrsmajor: You got that right, Yvonne, but the more the merrier doesn't seem to be working for me...That was a good one....ha ha ha
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March 31, 2021 at 2:41PM
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| k watson: Yes, it all goes to waist.
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April 5, 2021 at 7:04PM
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damommy:
Potlatch Poetry will be posted at a later date.
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March 26, 2021 at 2:59PM
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damommy:
The darker it gets, the stronger is my belief in ghosts.
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March 25, 2021 at 3:09PM
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| k watson: Hiding under the blankets helps keep them away.
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April 5, 2021 at 7:08PM
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damommy:
If you feel your children are watching too much television, mute it and put on the subtitles. Now they're reading!
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March 24, 2021 at 1:04PM
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| Brett Matthew West: One means of teaching them how to read. Not going to get books in most kids' hands these days.
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March 24, 2021 at 2:52PM
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damommy:
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor -
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. "I have an interesting case here," he says. "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested her?" asks the sergeant.
"No, not yet. The floor's still wet."
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March 22, 2021 at 12:57PM
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| Brett Matthew West: The officer must obviously be an intelligent, quick learner.
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March 22, 2021 at 1:27PM
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