September 23, 1943
Eternal Premier Author
"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing)
If you haven't bought kiwisteve's book, "Forty-Four Fabulous Funnies (and fourteen more for free)," you certainly need to. It's funny, entertaining, and just what one needs to lift their spirits.
October 19, 2021 at 3:59PM
How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
October 19, 2021 at 1:13PM
Happy Friday! Here's to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.
October 8, 2021 at 1:07PM
Demetria Blouin : "Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street
Then getting hIt by an airplane." Unknown author
October 9, 2021 at 8:34AM
Ideasaregems-Dawn : LOL. Happy Monday. (Thanksgiving here, in Canada.)
October 11, 2021 at 12:13PM
Sandra Barlow : Ha ha ha. At my age and I'm one year older than you, I'm ready for second childhood.
October 14, 2021 at 7:27PM
I wouldn't exactly say I'm lazy, but it's a good thing that breathing is a reflex.
October 4, 2021 at 12:28PM
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
October 3, 2021 at 10:22PM
Aussie : Send them out to play in the traffic!
October 9, 2021 at 2:12AM
My wife told me she'll slam my head into the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried -- I think she's jokindkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf
October 2, 2021 at 7:41PM
Trask : Haaaa this makes me laugh
October 3, 2021 at 8:20PM
How fast does a zebra need to run before it looks grey?
October 2, 2021 at 11:38AM
AJ McCall : Hmm...lol, not sure.
October 2, 2021 at 12:08PM
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
September 29, 2021 at 4:41PM
nor84 : Interesting question. Assassin is a 'profession.' Therefore, if someone hires an assassin or hitman to murder their spouse, I'd say that spouse has been 'assassinated' regardless of position or title.
September 29, 2021 at 7:51PM
Autocorrect walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "What can I get you?"
Autocorrect says, "I'll have a bear. A bare. Bier. Briar. Never mind."
September 27, 2021 at 5:52PM
Gloria .... : Yay for auto cart!
September 28, 2021 at 11:56PM
karenina : Autocorrect...doesn't bither me a bot!?😊
September 29, 2021 at 1:00AM
Thank you all who sent me birthday wishes. My heart is so full, and I feel so blessed to have so many wonderful friends here on FanStory. You've all made it a very special day for me.
September 23, 2021 at 11:30AM
l.raven : Hi Yvonne, Have a very Happy Birthday...have a lot of fun...and a lot of Lay's potato chips...love you...Linda xxoo
September 23, 2021 at 3:05PM
AJ McCall : Happy birthday!
September 23, 2021 at 6:28PM
Irish Rain : Happiest of birthdays to you!! Yay!!!
September 23, 2021 at 8:34PM
Nowadays, weekends are just me watching Netflix and asking my cat, "Hey, did you see that?"
September 22, 2021 at 1:01PM
Jannypan (Jan) : HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YVONNE!
HAVE A GREAT DAY! YOU DESERVE IT!
Jan & Abby 😊
September 22, 2021 at 11:09PM
damommy : That is one of the best birthday cards ever! I love it. Thank you so much. I will play it again tomorrow. It's so precious, watching those little guys "sing."
September 22, 2021 at 11:19PM
Ben Colder : HAPPY Birthday!!!!!!!! Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She made it.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
My blessings to you, Arkie!
September 23, 2021 at 8:36AM
aryr : Happy Birthday, Yvonne. Lots of love from Alie and Tabitha. 🌼🌻😺😺😻🎂✨
September 23, 2021 at 10:48AM
damommy : Thank you all so much for the lovely birthday wishes. It has made me so happy to have you for friends.
September 24, 2021 at 11:27PM
How does the little mermaid decide which creatures are her friends and which ones are her bra?
September 18, 2021 at 9:42PM
AJ McCall : Smh...lol
September 19, 2021 at 10:49AM
The serving size for pizza is "until you hate yourself."
September 16, 2021 at 1:03PM
AJ McCall : Smh...lol
September 16, 2021 at 2:01PM
Midi O : hahaha.....LOLOLLLLLOLLLL
September 17, 2021 at 2:33PM
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
September 14, 2021 at 2:47PM
AJ McCall : LOL. I'm not sure...:)
September 17, 2021 at 12:54PM
Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation.
September 9, 2021 at 4:56PM
AJ McCall : They do, don't they?
September 13, 2021 at 11:27AM
Abacus reached "Recognized" status. October 13 at 11:48PM
He KNOWS! reached "Recognized" status. October 7 at 3:48PM