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Location: Sherwood, Arkansas
Gender: Female
Born: September 23, 1943
Member: Eternal Premier Author
Joined: December 2015

November 2018

"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing)
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damommy: Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.
September 19, 2019 at 4:08PM
    mrsmajor: ha ha that's good one!
    September 19, 2019 at 4:44PM
    damommy: Thanks, Mrs.Major.
    September 19, 2019 at 7:04PM

damommy: The police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes!
September 16, 2019 at 1:27PM
    Sarkems: Ha ha ha ha
    September 16, 2019 at 1:40PM

damommy: 10 FUN FACTS

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your
tongue out.
4. You just tried No. 3.
6. When you did No. 3, you realized it's possible, only
you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun, too!

September 14, 2019 at 12:47AM
    phill doran: ho, ho! that is brilliant... (i just watch somebody else do it, exactly as written. pffft, people...)
    September 14, 2019 at 5:55AM
    Jannypan (Jan) : These are hilarious. Thanks for the fun!
    September 14, 2019 at 9:22AM
    Gloria ....: How did you know?! I did try number 3. LOL
    September 14, 2019 at 12:21PM
    damommy: Don't feel bad. I tried it, too. lol
    September 14, 2019 at 2:09PM
    Ideasaregems-Dawn: Hahaha. Gotcha. I couldn't try #3--I wouldn't chance it with this cold.(*grin*)
    September 14, 2019 at 3:03PM
    sandramitchell: LOL!!! I did everything that it said I would! And so did my husband! That had me howling with laughter!
    September 16, 2019 at 2:20PM

damommy: A Police Officer came to my house and asked where I'd been between 5 and 6. He seemed a bit irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten."
September 12, 2019 at 1:58PM
    lyenochka: Lol! Thanks for the giggles, Yvonne!
    September 12, 2019 at 2:05PM
    Pam (respa): Ha, Ha. This appeals to my sense of humor!!😊
    September 12, 2019 at 2:58PM

damommy: I'm bored. I think I'll go to mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.
September 8, 2019 at 7:04PM
    Gloria ....: Haaaa, that would definitely cause some fun when parking is premium. :)
    September 8, 2019 at 7:48PM
    WryWriter: do have a cruel streak. LOL! LOL!
    September 8, 2019 at 8:10PM

damommy: Just burned 2,000 calories. That?s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap!

August 31, 2019 at 2:55PM
    mrsmajor: I'm so glad you woke up in time...I bet You won't do that
    August 31, 2019 at 3:12PM
    WryWriter: I can see this becoming a new weight loss fad. "How to burn 2000 calories without leaving the couch! Send $9.99 to P.O. Box 'Quick Burn', Jiggling Bootie, Ca. 55555"
    August 31, 2019 at 7:06PM
    Sarkems: Great. Now I want brownies.
    September 1, 2019 at 5:59AM
    damommy: Oh, the power of suggestion. Now, I do, too. hahahaha
    September 1, 2019 at 12:58PM

damommy: I hate it when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
August 29, 2019 at 6:39PM
    Gloria ....: LOL. I know! That's just wrong. :)
    August 29, 2019 at 7:23PM
    WryWriter: I'd say neither side deserves an advocate. They shouldn't be arguing in public! LOL!
    August 30, 2019 at 12:47AM
    DR DIP: Suppose that's the same on here hey. Yvonne
    Sometimes I wish people knew the full story and not just judge someone on heresay and rumour. and know first hand the facts.

    Thanks for posting Yvonne

    August 30, 2019 at 10:22PM

damommy: I just spoke to Douglas Paul's son. Douglas is back in the hospital. Brett, the son, said there were indications that it go could either way. We'll pray it goes in his favor. Douglas has been a good friend to many on FS.
August 23, 2019 at 2:23PM
    sandramitchell: Oh, No, not Douglas as well! I'll keep him in my prayers. What a sad day this has turned out to be. He was a great friend and I've missed him loads. If you hear more, let us know, want you? Thanks for passing this on. Yvonne. xxx
    August 23, 2019 at 5:34PM
    davisr (Rhonda): Oh my! My prayers are with both families, and these on the heels of losing Mikey a few months ago.
    August 23, 2019 at 5:40PM
    damommy: It's been a bad year for losing friends. Still, Douglas may rally. I wouldn't be surprised if he does. His great attitude has carried him far past what the doctors predicted. If I hear more, I'll certainly share it.
    August 23, 2019 at 6:57PM

damommy: Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking its time and getting to know everyone personally.
August 9, 2019 at 1:01PM
    Irish Rain: Hah! I think we're related!
    August 9, 2019 at 7:27PM
    WryWriter: LOL! LOL! Too funny!
    August 9, 2019 at 9:44PM
    CD Richards: I'm stealing that, for sure.
    August 10, 2019 at 1:41AM
    Thomas Bowling: Insanity is hereditary.

    You get it from your kids.
    August 10, 2019 at 3:04PM
    WryWriter: Amen, Thomas!
    August 10, 2019 at 10:35PM

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August 4, 2019 at 8:42PM
    CD Richards: LOL How true... well, almost. In reality, mom's too busy on her cellphone to notice what they're eating.
    August 4, 2019 at 11:32PM

FanStory wrote to damommy: Not Saved by the Bell! finished second in the contest "100 Word Story"
August 1, 2019 at 1:10AM

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July 29, 2019 at 12:53PM
    damommy: We should form a club. hahaha
    July 29, 2019 at 6:54PM
    Angela Hayes: I was classed as a minor, but because of my job my pocket money was too
    July 30, 2019 at 4:11AM
    mrsmajor: It's much easier being an innocent kid...that's for me...this grown up thing is just too hard...
    July 30, 2019 at 9:32AM
    sandramitchell: I don't like ageing, either. too many things start going wrong. At least if you are an old car you can have a good service and be able to carry on zooming around! You can't do that with a zimmer frame!
    July 30, 2019 at 5:25PM
    DR DIP: Age is a state of mind Yvonne

    July 31, 2019 at 9:50AM

FanStory wrote to damommy: You Can't Fool Mother Baker finished first in the contest "Every Story Has A Beginning"
June 5, 2019 at 12:13AM
    (three's a crowd, right?) Jan

    June 5, 2019 at 12:43AM
    damommy: Thank you, Jan and Gareth. I never thought I'd make it to the top. How exciting!

    Love the kittens.
    June 5, 2019 at 10:38AM
    Sarkems: Well done. A worthy winner, indeed.
    June 5, 2019 at 1:39PM
    damommy: Thank you, Sarkems. I'm sorry, I don't know your name. I appreciate your congratulations.

    June 5, 2019 at 2:51PM
    lyenochka: Congratulations, Yvonne!!!
    June 9, 2019 at 9:56PM

FanStory wrote to damommy: The Final Tally finished second in the contest "Sonnet Poetry Contest"
May 22, 2019 at 12:13AM
    damommy: Thank you, Jan.
    May 22, 2019 at 12:57PM
    MissMerri: A heartfelt congratulations to you for this wonderful sonnet taking second place.
    May 22, 2019 at 2:32PM
    Gloria ....: Congratulations to you, Yvonne. :))
    May 22, 2019 at 2:42PM
    lyenochka: CONGRATULATIONS, Yvonne!!
    May 23, 2019 at 12:37AM
    judiverse: Congratulations on finishing second in the sonnet contest. Great Work! judiverse
    May 23, 2019 at 2:44PM
    damommy: I accidentally deleted the messages from Giraffman and Sarkems. I'm so sorry. Sometimes, my fingers get away from me.
    June 5, 2019 at 2:59PM

damommy: It seems someone has created a Hotmail account using my name, and are contacting everyone in my contact list. If you get anything from, it is NOT me. I'm so sorry this is happening, and I'm taking whatever steps I can to stop it. Thank you for understanding.
May 21, 2019 at 12:41PM
    WryWriter: Keep an eye on your bank account. Sounds fishy to me.
    May 21, 2019 at 9:00PM
    nor84: You should probably let Tom know about this, if you haven't done that already.
    May 21, 2019 at 11:58PM

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