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November 2018
"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing) |
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damommy:
Don?t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring.
Spend 30 seconds in my head, that?ll freak you right out.
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 November 11, 2019 at 2:05PM
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| EveLovell: hahaahah love it, damommy, and as for my brain, ditto, lol
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November 11, 2019 at 4:57PM
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damommy:
Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere that makes your heart race and changes you forever . . . we call these people cops.
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November 5, 2019 at 12:53PM
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| WryWriter: Or heroes.
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November 5, 2019 at 4:17PM
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damommy:
I asked my son if he'd seen my newspaper. He told me that newspapers are old school. He said people use tablets and iPads today, and handed me his iPad. That fly didn't stand a chance.
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October 31, 2019 at 1:37PM
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| Pantygynt: Nor did the iPad I imagine!
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October 31, 2019 at 2:50PM
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| damommy: Right! lol
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October 31, 2019 at 6:58PM
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damommy:
Check out scholarship for Pantygynt's poetry class!!! Go to the 'Clubs' tab under 'Social' tab.
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October 28, 2019 at 9:23PM
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damommy:
I had a really bad day yesterday.
First, my ex got run over by a bus.
Then, I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
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October 27, 2019 at 4:36PM
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| CD Richards: LOL pinching it for sure.
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October 27, 2019 at 9:48PM
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| damommy: Thanks for reading this. I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
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October 28, 2019 at 6:40PM
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damommy:
Last night, I dreamed I was walking on the beach. I guess that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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October 17, 2019 at 12:54PM
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| WryWriter: Tooo funnyyy!!
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October 18, 2019 at 2:25AM
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| alf collier: Oh wow, hope that was sand between your toes!!
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October 21, 2019 at 6:05PM
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damommy:
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner
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October 9, 2019 at 7:22PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Thanks for sharing a laugh.
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October 9, 2019 at 9:48PM
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| jlsavell: So cute, you will love those little critters. I have a few.
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October 10, 2019 at 11:03AM
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damommy:
A bowl of rice is great if you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
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September 28, 2019 at 12:09AM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Well, those 2,000 little sticks need something to hold them together like 2,000 chocolate chip cookies. You know 1 to 1 correlation.
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September 28, 2019 at 1:51AM
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| damommy: hahahaha
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September 28, 2019 at 12:31PM
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| JLR: I have resubmitted the free verse with revisions JLR (Jim)
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September 29, 2019 at 9:54AM
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damommy:
I just talked with our good friend Douglas Paul. He's determined to be up and about soon. His attitude is an inspiration! Let's pray that he will.
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September 26, 2019 at 2:43PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : My prayers are with him! Thank you for the update.
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September 26, 2019 at 2:51PM
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damommy:
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in 1543.
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September 21, 2019 at 2:57PM
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| WryWriter: LOL! LOL!
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September 21, 2019 at 8:25PM
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| Adri7enne: I would have predeceased you by several years.
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September 23, 2019 at 10:10PM
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| alf collier: hahahaha love that!!!
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October 1, 2019 at 2:11AM
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damommy:
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels.
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September 19, 2019 at 4:08PM
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| mrsmajor: ha ha that's good one!
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September 19, 2019 at 4:44PM
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| damommy: Thanks, Mrs.Major.
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September 19, 2019 at 7:04PM
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damommy:
The police came around last night and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even have bikes!
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September 16, 2019 at 1:27PM
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| Sarkems: Ha ha ha ha
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September 16, 2019 at 1:40PM
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damommy:
10 FUN FACTS
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your
tongue out.
4. You just tried No. 3.
6. When you did No. 3, you realized it's possible, only
you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped No. 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
10. Share this with your friends to have some fun, too!
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September 14, 2019 at 12:47AM
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| phill doran: ho, ho! that is brilliant... (i just watch somebody else do it, exactly as written. pffft, people...)
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September 14, 2019 at 5:55AM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : These are hilarious. Thanks for the fun!
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September 14, 2019 at 9:22AM
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| Gloria ....: How did you know?! I did try number 3. LOL
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September 14, 2019 at 12:21PM
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| damommy: Don't feel bad. I tried it, too. lol
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September 14, 2019 at 2:09PM
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| Ideasaregems-Dawn: Hahaha. Gotcha. I couldn't try #3--I wouldn't chance it with this cold.(*grin*)
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September 14, 2019 at 3:03PM
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| sandramitchell: LOL!!! I did everything that it said I would! And so did my husband! That had me howling with laughter!
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September 16, 2019 at 2:20PM
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damommy:
A Police Officer came to my house and asked where I'd been between 5 and 6. He seemed a bit irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten."
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September 12, 2019 at 1:58PM
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| lyenochka: Lol! Thanks for the giggles, Yvonne!
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September 12, 2019 at 2:05PM
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| Pam (respa): Ha, Ha. This appeals to my sense of humor!!😊
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September 12, 2019 at 2:58PM
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damommy:
I'm bored. I think I'll go to mall, find a parking spot, and sit in my car with the reverse lights on.
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September 8, 2019 at 7:04PM
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| Gloria ....: Haaaa, that would definitely cause some fun when parking is premium. :)
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September 8, 2019 at 7:48PM
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| WryWriter: Oh...you do have a cruel streak. LOL! LOL!
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September 8, 2019 at 8:10PM
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