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November 2018
"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping."
(an old Celtic blessing) |
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damommy:
2020 - the year your trash bin goes out more than you.
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 July 11, 2020 at 2:17PM
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damommy:
No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
-Terry Pratchett
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July 10, 2020 at 12:42PM
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damommy:
I'm so bored with all this isolation. I went outside and knocked on my own door, then came back in and said who is it?
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July 8, 2020 at 7:53PM
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mrsmajor: That's funny, I know what you mean, I've taken to talking to myself, out loud!..even my dog looked around to see who was there!
lol
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July 8, 2020 at 9:44PM
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| CD Richards: I wish people would stop complaining about how this virus drives them crazy. By the way - I discovered an interesting fact. The potato vine growing on our fence has 37, 519 leaves on it.
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July 8, 2020 at 11:34PM
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| damommy: You're both so funny. 8-)
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July 9, 2020 at 4:29AM
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damommy:
A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. -Jean de la Fontaine
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July 7, 2020 at 8:09PM
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| strandregs: Must have been a treacherous fountain
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July 7, 2020 at 8:33PM
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damommy:
Cats are smarter than dogs. You'd never get eight cats to pull a sled.
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July 6, 2020 at 10:32PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : True, and cats will get humans to pull THEM in a wagon.
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July 6, 2020 at 11:53PM
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strandregs: It's because they are snow flakes
You'll never ever see a cat running for fun.
Except in the Lion King
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July 7, 2020 at 8:37PM
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| damommy: Oh, yes, they run for fun. Mine regularly play tag.
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July 8, 2020 at 8:19PM
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damommy:
On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, "Any suggestions for painting dogs?"
Another responded, "Wait till they're asleep."
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July 6, 2020 at 2:23PM
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damommy:
My mind is like my internet browser
19 tabs open
3 of the are frozen
and I have no idea where the music is coming from
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July 2, 2020 at 11:48AM
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| strandregs: It's from the sirens...
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July 3, 2020 at 5:24PM
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| damommy: It's the music! The music! It's driving me crazy! Bwahahaha.
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July 4, 2020 at 6:41PM
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damommy:
Every family has one weird relative
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
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June 30, 2020 at 12:44PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : And the one thinking for sure it is someone else is the weird one!
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June 30, 2020 at 1:17PM
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damommy:
I think in my family, it's me! hahahaha
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June 30, 2020 at 1:29PM
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| Gloria ....: My family is completely opposite to that. There are nearly 134 complete weirdos.
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July 1, 2020 at 1:16AM
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| damommy: Bless your heart. At least in my family, there's just the one. lol
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July 1, 2020 at 3:48AM
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damommy:
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.
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June 29, 2020 at 12:19PM
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Jannypan (Jan) : I can hear it now!
OR
2 trucks will fall in love with each other.
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June 29, 2020 at 12:57PM
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mrsmajor: Here's a song...
Truck on down, truck on down and find me!
How's that Yvonne!
lol
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June 29, 2020 at 1:54PM
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| damommy: I think there's a hit song there! lol
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June 29, 2020 at 7:23PM
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damommy:
A screwdriver rolls into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The screwdriver squeals, "You have a drink named Philip??"
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June 28, 2020 at 2:11PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : This is great! Thanks for the laugh.
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June 28, 2020 at 5:59PM
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| CD Richards: A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender announces, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper responds, "What, Kevin?"
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June 28, 2020 at 7:44PM
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DR DIP: A trump supporter walks into a bar......
The bartender announces.."hey we have a nation after you"....the trump supporter responds.....What ? Michael?
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June 29, 2020 at 5:07PM
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damommy:
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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June 27, 2020 at 1:20PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Yes! Those that don't add it to fruit salads may move to the head of the class. Those that do--in the corner!
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June 27, 2020 at 2:03PM
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mrsmajor:
It's in the corner for me, Jan, I didn't realize a tomato was a fruit for a long time...Let's just say, wisdom was a little late showing it's face lol...but Now I know!
I just finished making a salad to go with my dinner.
That was a good on Yvonne!
Take Care and Stay Safe!
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June 27, 2020 at 4:48PM
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damommy: Thanks, Jan and Mrs. M. I wonder what would happen if we did put it in a fruit salad? If you do, let me know. lol
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June 27, 2020 at 5:48PM
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strandregs: Knowledge is also not eating the skin and seeds.
Or are they pips?
Lectins !!!
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June 27, 2020 at 6:47PM
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| damommy: How you eat a tomato without eating the skin and seeds? It would be naked! lol
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June 27, 2020 at 7:36PM
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| Ogden: If that's what knowledge is, I was smart even before I started making my own sandwiches.
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June 27, 2020 at 8:20PM
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damommy:
The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.
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June 13, 2020 at 6:27PM
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damommy:
Before crowbars were invented, crows had to drink at home.
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June 11, 2020 at 7:21PM
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| AJ McCall: The hidden humor...
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June 11, 2020 at 7:24PM
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sandramitchell: LOL!! Yvonne, you are so funny!! :))
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June 13, 2020 at 4:41AM
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damommy:
Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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June 10, 2020 at 7:42PM
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damommy:
My boss told me, "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
Now, I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Wonder Woman.
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June 9, 2020 at 11:51AM
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| AJ McCall: Haha! Funny!
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June 9, 2020 at 12:49PM
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| Jannypan (Jan) : Well, the boss could dress like Superman and the committee could dress as Batman, Robin, and . . .
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June 9, 2020 at 11:41PM
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