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Bloomer Burbs
Location: London
Gender: Male
Born: Doh
Member: Premier Author
Joined: November 2004
INFORMATION
My mother is 6 foot 8 tall - when she told me she wanted to suck my toes - well, I let her. Quite enjoyed it until I was 17 years old - then I married a manicurist.
FAVORITE QUOTE
A man can change the world for better or worse. You decide. John Lennon.
BLOOMER BURBS FANS
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Judy Lawless
THE FREAK
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BLOOMER BURBS IS FOLLOWING
6 of 31 writers
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FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Wisdom Has Many Faces finished second in the contest "1 Line Only"
April 6, 2021 at 2:09AM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Self-doubt finished third in the contest "A Monster"
March 30, 2021 at 7:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: I'm On Fire! finished third in the contest "Poem 5/7/5"
February 28, 2021 at 7:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Hedgehog Hogmanay finished third in the contest "Witty animal 5-7-5 contest"
February 22, 2021 at 6:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: The Pee-Pee Poem finished third in the contest "Funny Nonsense Poem"
January 18, 2021 at 12:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Chubby Mick finished third in the contest "Epitaph "
January 16, 2021 at 1:10AM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Titanic finished second in the contest "5-7-5 Movie Review"
December 28, 2020 at 11:10AM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Celebrating Life finished second in the contest "5-7-5 New Year Poetry"
December 27, 2020 at 1:10AM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Trump-phiant In Defeat finished third in the contest "Political Senryu"
December 14, 2020 at 5:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: My Magic Duster finished third in the contest "Competition"
December 13, 2020 at 3:10PM

FanStory wrote to Bloomer Burbs: Mused finished second in the contest "Senryu Poetry"
November 18, 2020 at 10:10PM
    Bloomer Burbs: Very proud to have come second - no shame as there were some great entries as there always are when you enter a competition on fanstory.
    November 25, 2020 at 9:58AM

 
RATING
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Short Works
Review Stars
RANK
Poetry 207
Reviewing 187 (+1)
PORTFOLIO
Most Recent Posts
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The Witness
It's taken 3 years after her death to write this . Not easy.

Fingernail Fiend Strikes Again!
Beware if you sit uncomfortably. He will pop them!

Wisdom Has Many Faces
Love has no prejudice.

Individual Marketing Machines
Please see author's notes.

Self-doubt
My festering monster dwells within. See authors notes.

Imagined Friends
Please see author's notes.

Passive Aggressive Poet
Totally ironic

Best Drunk Cold
Choccy: British spelling/chocolate.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Wisdom Has Many Faces finished second in the contest "1 Line Only"
April 6 at 2:09AM
Self-doubt finished third in the contest "A Monster"
March 30 at 7:10PM
I'm On Fire! finished third in the contest "Poem 5/7/5"
February 28 at 7:10PM
Hedgehog Hogmanay finished third in the contest "Witty animal 5-7-5 contest"
February 22 at 6:10PM
The Pee-Pee Poem finished third in the contest "Funny Nonsense Poem"
January 18 at 12:10PM
Chubby Mick finished third in the contest "Epitaph "
January 16 at 1:10AM
You Decide reached "Recognized" status.
January 3 at 8:48AM
Titanic finished second in the contest "5-7-5 Movie Review"
December 28 at 11:10AM



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