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HarambeForPresident
Location: The Cincinnati Zoo
Gender: Male
Interests: bananas
Member: Premier Author
Joined: August 2021
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Everyone needs a slave to continue being one.

Ambitiously alliterating anachronistic ape adeptly attacks asinine adversaries.

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FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Special Ukranian Insect finished third in the contest "Mary had a WHAT?"
May 10, 2022 at 12:13AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Genesis 19 finished second in the contest "Transparent"
May 4, 2022 at 12:13AM
    karenina: Congrats!
    May 5, 2022 at 3:24AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Second-hand Ramadan finished second in the contest "Ramadan Run"
May 4, 2022 at 12:10AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: A Moral Communique finished third in the contest "May Day"
May 2, 2022 at 9:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Evolution of banana poetic forms finished second in the contest "Ode to Banana"
April 27, 2022 at 12:13AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: A perfect day finished third in the contest "True Family Story"
April 23, 2022 at 5:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Red Dawn finished third in the contest "Name"
April 15, 2022 at 7:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Bite me finished first in the contest "2-4-2"
March 9, 2022 at 2:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Elijah's millennial baptysm finished first in the contest "90 Word Spiritual Fiction"
March 7, 2022 at 7:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Only fools rush in finished first in the contest "Russian Santa Claus"
March 7, 2022 at 12:10AM
    tempeste: Congratulations on the win

    and thank you for bringing new life to the contest page with this singular contest.
    March 7, 2022 at 3:45AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Congratulations! Third place finish in the reviewing contest!
February 1, 2022 at 9:04PM
    giraffmang: Congratulations
    February 2, 2022 at 1:05AM
    karenina: Congrats!
    February 2, 2022 at 1:16AM
    judiverse: Congrats on your third place finish in the reviewing contest. judi
    February 2, 2022 at 9:33AM
    Artasylum: Great job always look forward to your angle and look forward to your reviews.
    February 2, 2022 at 10:50AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Congratulations! Second Place Finish In The Reviewing Contest!
January 1, 2022 at 12:31PM
    karenina: A stellar showing! Congratultions! Reviewing is a real commitment!
    January 1, 2022 at 6:42PM
    HarambeForPresident: Thank you Karenina. It sure is. The hardest thing is finding areas for improvement in the really great pieces!
    January 2, 2022 at 12:40AM
    lyenochka: Congratulations!

    January 2, 2022 at 2:55PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Silver Sequined Silhouette snagged second in the contest "Snow!"
December 22, 2021 at 2:10AM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident: Alimony was allowed to compete in the contest "Alliteration Celebration" because certain people didn't realize it was far more subversive than Harambe's other contest entries which were disqualified. Harambe has also been muted. Haha Harambe I own you!
-the Zookeeper



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December 13, 2021 at 7:10PM

FanStory wrote to HarambeForPresident:
Snow Blindness was third in 5-7-5
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December 10, 2021 at 12:13AM

 
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#89 Ranked Author
Poetry 156
Short Works 89
Reviewing 180 (+1)
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Genesis 19
the adventure continues

A Moral Communique
O happy day

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ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Special Ukranian Insect finished third in the contest "Mary had a WHAT?"
May 10 at 12:13AM
Genesis 19 finished second in the contest "Transparent"
May 4 at 12:13AM
Second-hand Ramadan finished second in the contest "Ramadan Run"
May 4 at 12:10AM
A Moral Communique finished third in the contest "May Day"
May 2 at 9:10PM
Evolution of banana poetic forms finished second in the contest "Ode to Banana"
April 27 at 12:13AM
A perfect day finished third in the contest "True Family Story"
April 23 at 5:10PM
Red Dawn finished third in the contest "Name"
April 15 at 7:10PM
The Lenten Lentil finished third in the contest "Lent 2022, Week 2"
March 15 at 12:13AM



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