General Fiction posted May 13, 2022

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How it should have ended

Cleaning Service

by HarambeForPresident

Inspired by the waxing moon after Ramadan,

Mohammed and Aisha started a music streaming service

In an abandoned Planned Parenthood clinic.

While waiting for their first customer, Aisha summoned up Flashback Friday songs from the Interwebs.

From the next room, Mohammed heard a terrible sound.

"Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday", chanted Aisha.

"We, we so excited. Looking forward to the wkd", Mohammed yelled back.

"Yesterday was Thursday. Today is Friday", Aisha screamed.

"Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards!" shrieked a voice.

In the doorway stood a terrifying 13-year-old Rebecca Black.

"Quick! We have to sterilize her! That dirty song can't be allowed to reproduce", screeched Aisha.

They pinned down Rebecca and vacuum suctioned her brain clean of the offensive song, saving Friday the 13th forever.

Written for the Friday the 13th contest, which I entered, but my phone died before I could post it. Very lame disqualification considering it is still hours away from being released to booth.

The awful image is from here. Rebecca Black was 13 years old when she released "Friday".
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