General Non-Fiction posted November 17, 2019 Chapters:  ...43 44 -45- 46... 

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Ever said something, and immediately wanted to take it back?

A chapter in the book Miscellaneous stories

Say what?

by CD Richards

I must begin by stating, in all honesty, my partner is a very intelligent woman. "Sharp as a tack", as the saying goes. In case she reads this, I should also mention she is beautiful, kind, generous, funny and extremely forgiving.

One day I brought home a water trough for our animals. The trough is circular, six feet in diameter and two and a half feet high. It holds 1,000 litres (200 gallons). Without so much as blinking or cracking the faintest smile, she looked me in the eye and said: "It's very wide; how will they reach the middle?"

True Story Flash contest entry


100 words.

Thanks for reading.

P.S. If you have to think about it, you're as bad as she is! ;-)
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