Humor Non-Fiction posted October 13, 2021

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A fun take on mothers

Mom Talk!!!

by Seshadri_Sreenivasan

We don't even need to ask Mother for anything; she is always there. There is nothing better than the mother's love and affection. Her happiness lies in our laughter and smiles.

"God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers". I truly believe in this quote by Rudyard Kipling.

Mothers share the bond of unconditional love and affection with their children. Mothers always take care that their children are happy, safe.

Just have a look at these imaginary hilarious quotes written by an unknown author. I received it in my Whatapp Group. 

Sometimes you just have to laugh; even it's only to keep from crying.

Mom Talk .....

Issac Newton's mother:
"But did you wash the apple before eating it ?"

Archimedes's mother:
"Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from bath to home? ...and, WHO is this girl Eureka?"

Thomas Edison's mother:
"Of course, I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

Abraham Lincoln's mother:
"Now that you have become President, for heaven's sake, get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat and buy yourself a decent outfit."

James Watt's mother:
"If you keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, you will burn the rice. Turn off the stove now."

Graham Bell's mother:
"You have installed this new silly thing in the house, alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

Galileo Galilei's mother:
"What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

Samuel Morse's mother:
"Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots."

Mona Lisa's mother:
"After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us?"

Michelangelo's mother:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

Albert Einstein's mother:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Use styling gel or something...?"

Bill Gates's mother:
"You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult website."

Daniel Fahrenheit's mother:
"Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."

Robert Boyle's mother:
"If your volume is inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having constipation. Take a laxative."

Christopher Columbus' mother:
"I don't care what you were busy discovering and where; you could still have dropped a two-line letter !"

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