Hip hip horray, it's May Day today!
Come out and sashay and be merry and gay
This May Day we pray, from God we'll not stray,
As visions of Marvin Gaye dance to ballet

In far-off Cathay, in skies that are grey
Their Xi is a "HE" and a he is a they
We sadly convey that good grammar's passé
Now plurals are ruined and Josh is José

We must Pinochet out this moral decay
This is not The Way and salvation's in play
So hold hands and sway, rainbow flags on display
As we openly splay good and pure cabaret!