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 Category:  Satire Non-Fiction
  Posted: January 25, 2020      Views: 14

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Pushin' and prayin' for a paradigm shift in Humanity's stinkin' thinkin'.

"I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves. Matthew 10:16

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I used to not believe in this thing called coincidence. I used to think it was just a figment of our imagination. An entity, of sorts, that we mere mortals would invoke to comfort ourselves; to feel better about our lives and our future. I used to quote a line from one of my favorite t.v series' character, Robert Rogers (From the most awesomely inspiring miniseries/show for ANY modern Patriot to watch, called, "Turn: Washington's spies"). I'd quote where Mr. Rogers says, "Coincidence? I've seen all manner of strange things in my years as a Queen's Ranger...BUT NEVER one of those." Obviously, my love of that quote was just based upon my own, mal-informed embracing of a bad religion that involved conspiracy theories. Obviously, my new, much better religion needs to be centered around that great godly entity, called "Coincidence".

This life changing, change of religious heart, is brought about by one simple fact:
The fact that the loving philanthropist and Humanity loving creature, named Bill Gates, and his loving, god- like, world population control foundation called, "The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation", it obviously, and strictly coincidentally, happens to own, and has funded the patent for the Chinese Corona virus. (Yes, they can patent viruses... but that's mere, loving coincidence.
patent #: zero one 30701, filed by the subsidy of the Gates foundation called the Pirbright Institute. Filed in July 2015 , and approved on Nov. 20 2018.)
And now, they obviously coincidentally, own the patent for, and are developing a vaccine for that same patented virus (patent filed Nov. 2019). That same Corona virus that the loving World Health Organization, claims probably originated through a snake , or snakes... Yes. Yes, snake indeed.(Coincidence)

If you are unfamiiliar with, or uneducated about all of the REALLY loving and "humanitarian" things that the Gates Foundation does for humanity...well, to quote Greta Thumberg, "Shame on YOU! "

So it is THIS most obvious of coincidences that has made me change my religious tune. Because obviously the timing of these patents and vaccines, can be considered NOTHING but loving coincidence.

Here's some more simple coincidences that my new religion can deal with:

The fact that it is mere coincidence that the dying, Global New World Order is in desperate need of a world wide pandemic to bolster up its power and control...
Mere coincidence.

The fact that the conspiracy filled book called the Bible , tells us that Satan took Jesus to the mountaintop and told Jesus that ALL the Power in this world will be given to HIM, ( and why not any other human being?) if only he bowed down and worship HIM... Can you say,

The fact that the loving Bill Gates, who has legendarily worked so hard from his garage to start his great operating system (One that only coincidentally looked like Apple's original window, system)
..mere coincidence...along with the fact that Gate's Father ( Who probably owned that poor, little garage) worked for the notorious IBM and had/ has serious ties to NAZIs and eugenics ... ALL, mere love filled, COINCIDENCE.

The massively growing awareness of the dangers of vaccines and the recent legislative victory in New Jersey (The belly of the vaccine manufacturing beast.) against removing the religious exemptions from the people, coupled with the massive shutting down of major anti- vaccine websites

The fact that acquired immunity, through antigen/antibody response, is a very real science, coupled with the fact that very loving groups of eugenicists believe that an uninformed public is blindly banking on that simple, exploited and lovingly abused and perverted, fact ...

All ...just love filled, coincidence... because vaccines are loving.

I love coincidence

ALL heil Coincidence, the god of the universe.

Heil Satan.

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