Mirror Mirror will you hang or fall?
printing garbage like a common fool,
a fool who's out of touch with all and all,
unless you are woke and think it's cool.
Shame on the owners who are very sad,
do you think we will listen to your sense of bad?
when it's you that fester and create a bad taste,
we are fed up with the paper that you waste.
Pumping out half-truths from a singular view,
misleading your faithful who are now a few,
can't you print what's in everyone's face?
no, if and buts, your lies have no place.
We have left the EU, now get over that,
Tony Blair is a war criminal, try printing fact,
our people are happy with our Union jack,
Anyway, I only use it to wipe my back----!