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 Category:  General Fiction
  Posted: November 30, 2020      Views: 8

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Zee Zee Writer sleeps by day and writes by night spinning tales of lust and longing and other things relevant.

Her employees, Q, Biggie, and Stella, keep her out of harms way, but her love for Chef's keep her in the soup.

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Elves Union Sends letter to Employer
"Santa Claus 2020" by zeezeewriter

Dear Mr. Claus.

As president of the Union of Santa's Little Helpers, (S.L.H. Inc.) I'm giving you fair warning of an impending lawsuit.

As of last week, the number of Covid 19 infections in your toy factory is at an all-time high of 372. Working conditions are deplorable. Elves are forced to work long hours in cramped conditions without masks.

Your suggestion of strapping a teddy bear to their nose is not only unsatisfactory but could spread the virus to children in receipt of said Teddy Bears.

Also, it has come to our attention that Mrs. Claus (the current Mrs. Audrey Claus, not to be confused with the older Mrs. Beatrice Claus now living in Fort Myers under an assumed name) has been trading sex for cookies.

The elves are agreeable to providing sexual intercourse to your new wife, but her cookies are tasteless and often result in dysentery.

A factory full of elves suffering diarrhea and coughing due to the flu has made for unsanitary conditions. Slip and fall injuries have quadrupled.

The following is a list of demands by your employees.

1. New masks available for every shift.
2. Hand sanitizer at every work station.
3. A footstool in your wife's bedroom.

Yours Truly,

Devon Staudemeyer, CEO of S.L.H Inc.

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Dull morning. Just a little funny.
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