Puns aren't for everyone. A pun is a joke that makes a play on words.

Puns are mostly clever, unexpected and annoying (when you do not get them) and funny (when you finally do).

The rhetorical term for punning is paronomasia, which literally means 'to call a different name.'

I have collected some good ones to make your day! Have lots of fun with puns.
 
1. He wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then he changed his mind 

2. Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. It's Dublin every day

3. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand, she was just fine

4. England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

5. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

6. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

7. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

8. The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran. 

9. Will glass coffins be a success? It remains to be seen.
 
The examples of puns I have given above will surely make you smile and inspire you to make your own puns.
Cheers!