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    A House for Rent Contest Winner 
 Category:  General Fiction
  Posted: September 16, 2021      Views: 104

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Make two ads for an apartment for rent. Write one for Heaven and one for hell. Describe your apartment and give an address. Be creative. Recommended: No mention of Heaven or hell in the ads. Maximum word count is 300 words.
A House for Rent
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Prime real estate. Are you prepared?
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