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How Not to Gag the Gabbers by writerwish
 Category:  General Fiction
  Posted: September 15, 2012      Views: 313

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I am currently editing my first book. It is a memoir. I would like to find an agent. I have sent query. I am exploring self-publishing too. Any ideas? I've had some articles published in local mags, but my writer's wish is to become a better - more...

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How Not to Gag the Gabbers


Admit it, we’ve all wanted to just pull out a gag for those incessant talkers.  But there are gentler ways to do this.  Of course, it will depend on WHO is doing the talking. Here are some ideas.




Talkers
                            Solutions

Polish                  Play a Polka and give them a beer

Irish                     Just give them a beer

Italian                  Use that triple strength duct tape for their hands

Kids                     Give each kid a 48 pack of lollipops

Vegan                  Paint spots on yourself and just keep saying MOO..

Man                     (If you’re a woman)-Show cleavage, he'll forget what he's  
                            talking about

Man                     (If you’re another man) Hand them a cheeseburger

Nagging wife        Make believe you’re asleep

Woman                (If you’re a man) Pick your nose and keep farting

Woman                (if you are a woman) Keep picking your teeth, scratching
                             your head and burping

Japanese             Lend them a camera

Jewish                 Throw some money up in the air and run (loose change
                            will do)

Catholic               Take out a Bible and make believe you are a Jehovah’s
                                   Witness
 
 


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Writing Prompt
Calling all writers, I am looking for ideas on how to silence long winded and extremely loud individuals. Especially those who waffle on and repeat themselves.

Any format is welcome and while I would sugges a 200 word limit, I will no disqualify if the work runs slightly over.

Your work can include new inventions to cure this afflcition or more simple means e.g. duct tape - triple strength.

Just have fun.

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Not to be taken seriously. Seriously?
Thanks to Photopeb for the pic
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