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Ron The Snooty Trash Man by EricDaGoose
 Category:  General Poetry
  Posted: September 5, 2013      Views: 543

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I've lived all over the United States I currently reside in Portland Oregon...

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Ron the snooty trash man,
Picks up the daily trash.
He toots and roots,
Likes roots and fruits,
But mostly he likes cash.

Ron the snooty trash man,
Likes the trash to be clean.
He's snide and  rude,
A snooty dude,
But mostly he's just mean.
Mister Ron! Mister Ron!
Why won't you take my trash?
Your eggs are cold,
Your cheese has mold,
Your fish has burnt to ash.
Mister Ron! Mister Ron!
But Isn't it your job?
To take my trash,
Turn it to mash ...
That's not the point you slob!
I will not take your trash.
I will not take this can.
Your shrimp has spoiled,
Your steak was boiled,
You should have used a pan.
Mister Ron! Mister Ron!
Please take my trash today.
The piles are high,
The flies; oh my!
Please take this trash away.
I Guess I’ll take your trash.
I'll take your trash today.
To clean the street,
And make things neat,
But mostly for my pay.
I'm a snooty trash man.
My game is mashing trash.
I like to toot,
And like to root,
But mostly ... I like cash.


Author Notes
Please don't take this as a sign of desperation for 6 star ratings as I have more than enough for satisfaction, but I feel like I must say this for your benefit... if you're on the fence about giving this poetry is 6 star rating please take the time to read it again. Because I'd hate for you at the end of the week to look back and go, "yeah I probably should have gave it to the trashman" because that's the only time I'll ever get to give a trashman a 6 star rating. You know that's going to happen.
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