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  Posted: October 17, 2019      Views: 60

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"Italian Food Frenzy (Nun Script)" by Rosemary Everson1

The setting is: Two Italian nuns are walking down the pathway to their convent in the dark. Location: Italy.

Nun: Sister Mathematical (Speaking As SM)
Nun: Sister Logical (Speaking as SL)

Narrator: There were two Italian nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical.
And the other one was known as Sister Logical. It was getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. They had plans to return to the convent and eat dinner (supper) with the other nuns. Dinner consisted of their chef serving Caesar salad, bread sticks and soup, or Italian spaghetti. Their mouth's were watering with hunger.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no. At this rate he will reach us in twenty minutes, at the most. What can we do?

SL: It's not working. He's still behind us.

SM: Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SL: So what shall we do? At this rate, he will reach us in fifteen minutes. We have to get to the convent in time for dinner. I can all ready taste it....Caesar salad, bread sticks or Italian spaghetti. Food for thought, Sister.

SM: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. Don't get lost. Make sure you find the right path to the convent; don't miss our Italian dinner.

Narrator: So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Narrator: Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Narrator: Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical, thank God you are here. Tell me what happened.

SL: The only logical thing happened, the man couldn't follow us both so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes. But then what happened?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened is that he reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do is I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister. What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do, he pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no. What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

Narrator: And for those of you, who thought it would get dirty, say Hail Mary's to the two Italian Nuns who out smarted a man.

Food for thought frenzy. They ate their dinner with the rest of the nuns. Yum! Breadsticks and Italian spaghetti at their finest.

Italian Food Frenzy contest entry

Author Notes
I posted a script about two Italian nuns. This has nothing to do with making Italian food but it's food for thought because their chef is serving dinner consisted of Italian food. I'm always being serious, thought I'd write a little humor for once. I hope you enjoy this humerous script. Per Internet.
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