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 Category:  Humor Flash Fiction
  Posted: December 14, 2019      Views: 32

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An awareness for images - both verbal and visual - is what informs my poetry and stories. I love wordplay and vocabulary. Hiking, photography, and motorcycling sharpen the art of noticing. I am also an artist and a tourist guide in an historic home.

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A 50-word relationship.
"Life With An Ornithologist" by LisaMay



 
My friend Avis wants to be Drake’s nest girlfriend. I’m sure he’ll enjoy her pair of tits. He has raven hair and eagle eyes. His favourite artist is Whistler. He’s not eggsactly rich – scammers make swift work of robin him; he’s very gullible. Feathermore, he keeps getting fined for jay-walking.


 

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Author's Note:
This is the 12th in a series of 50-word hypothetical romantic encounters with men in different jobs.
I hope you are getting a giggle out of this series.
(Previous professions in the series have been Electrician, Baker, Pastor, Composer, Astronomer, Shoemaker, Dentist, Meteorologist, Carpet-layer, Psychiatrist, and Accountant.)
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