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 Category:  Humor Poetry
  Posted: February 9, 2020      Views: 146

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ELIZABETH EMERALD 

Kindly indulge my sundry (a)musings re living and loving. Please pass my words--wise and otherwise--to anyone who might relate and enjoy. Cheers. I GENERALLY WRITE IN THE FIRST PERSON, EVEN FICTION.

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