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    'I Am' Poem Contest Contest Winner 
 Category:  General Fiction
  Posted: February 16, 2020      Views: 110

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I Am Poem Contest Entry
"I Am Whatever" by DragonSkulls

I am sarcastic and mendacious.
I wonder what the anal-retentive find humorous in life besides nothing.
I hear my muse telling me that there's no such thing as a muse.
I see Gallagher making a comeback and vegans rising in protest.
I want world peace as long as they don't ask me to donate time or cash.
I am sarcastic and mendacious.

I pretend I'll get more than two reviews for this stupid entry.
I feel imaginary love from my fellow Fanstorians.
I touch nothing that comes from China.
I worry if Tom keeps me here for my poetry or my money.
I cry over spilled vodka.
I am sarcastic and mendacious.

I understand the rules of contests before the committee tells me I'm wrong.
I say whatever I dang well please.
I dream of Jeannie...naked.
I try and try and try and try but get nowhere at breakneck speed.
I hope some folks on here get my twisted humor but it's uncannily doubtful.
I am sarcastic and mendacious.

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Contest Winner

Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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