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 Category:  Humor Poetry
  Posted: February 18, 2020      Views: 21

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DR DIP 

writes under the pen name Dip

"Terrible, insipid and snide poems. Rhymes are okay, but are mostly forgettable shrugs of language that work for a time and then are easily forgotten." Also not helped by the curious picture you have selected fo - more...

He is an accomplished poet and is currently at the #28 spot on this years rankings.

He is also an active reviewer and is holding the #82 spot on the top ranked reviewer list.

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A pisstake on myself
"Everyone's patience" by DR DIP
EVERYONE'S PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN

Everyone's patience's wearing thin
How dare Dip knock our Trump ?!
We're going to bop him on the chin
He'll land with a terrible thump

How dare this 'bogan' from down under
Come write shit here on the forum
Us pro Trumps, it will make us chunder
For dip has no decorum!

How dare this little dipshit visit
And put shit on our POTUS
He writes from Oz and not exquisite
Best give him his final notice

This is a wonderful American site
No hypocrites around here!
Put out the bait and they just bite
It's becoming perfectly clear

Even if some here do agree
That Trump's a bloody fraud
Dare they show the other's, see
Trump's intentions are really flawed

Don't rock the boat, sit on the fence
Though these splinters are really sharp
We write in fear we'd take offence
So just get out the bloody harp

Hey! it's just a writing site
I'm only armed with a finger!
But some here, take great delight
And ask why he does linger

He is such a shitstirring prick
with his silly Anti Trump rhyme
They seem to be coming fast and thick
Surely it's a Fanstory Crime

Where is Tom to quell this beast?
His patience is sorely tested
On this forum banquet we have a feast
It's time the dipster is arrested

It's time he should be 'reconciled'
Reeled in in all his Glori, huh?
Wry write these things that are now filed?
His favourite place, FanStoria!

Looks like he has some MAJOR allies here
If he Jimis open the door
I think its becoming some what clear
Trump's not one everyone does adore

So don't have a cow and get the shits
If I write against your grain
I'm just trying to match other wits
Of others a bit more sane!

dipster

Author Notes
Thought I'd write a humorous poem about going on the forum and commenting about politics It seems to irk many a fanstorian who frequent the forum especiallyon the politics thread. Fortunately I don't take myself that seriously which seems to piss off a few die hard trump supporters.
To those names I've used as a play on words I do so with tongue in cheek.
lighten up life's too short to have the shits.

dipshit
Pays one point and 2 member cents.

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