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 Category:  Humor Fiction
  Posted: July 4, 2020      Views: 115

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Sometimes Moms have a quick wit
"Dishwashing Miracles" by Earl Corp



Mama looked down at him in disgust. Once again he had failed to do the dishes properly for the umpteenth time.

“Jesus H. Christ! Can’t you do anything right?” she asked sticking a soapy finger in his face.

He stared at her with fear and wonder in his eyes.

“Mom, what does the H stand for?”

Without missing a beat, she answered him.

“Herbert, now get to work Cinderboy... and do them right this time.”

 

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It's hard to get a complete story in 75 words. I think I did a credible job of it. Enjoy.
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